#positive-thinking

"You will evolve past certain people. Let yourself."

"Jealousy [10w] Jealousy's like being reprimanded for a crime you haven't committed."

"again!"=""Perfect happiness is when your child giggles and yells,"Again!"

"Kansas State Motto Ad astra per aspera. [9]Flat land and flatline intelligence."

"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."

"Liberating Dreams [10w] God was with Joseph in prison.They escaped through dreams."

"Death as Opportunity [10w] Death's an opportunity to wisely fill the void it leaves."

"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"

"Snob [10w[ I'm throwing a party so exclusive I'm not even invited."

"The Hand that Feeds You Don't bite the hand that feeds you ~unless you're in a haunted houseand the fucking hand isn't attached to anything."

"Remorse among Thieves When a caught thief shows remorse he says to himself,"I knew I should pull off that heist differently."

"Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures."

"Perspective [10w] In every needle there's a haystack,if you step back."

"Though money cannot acquire you happiness, it does not mean that both money and happiness cannot exist together."

"Better to put your heart on the line, risk everything, and walk away with nothing than play it safe. Love is a lot of things, but “safe” isn’t one of them."

"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."

"Let's get physical, physical [10w] All physical contact is meaningful,even if meaningful means sleazy."

"Hello Poetry Needs Y'allz How empty the oceans would be were it only filled with orcas."

"You're My Favorite' If you want all your children to know they're your favorite,give them all the same nameand whisper this confession in all their earswith the promise not to telltheir brothers and sisters."

"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."