#positive-thinking

"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."

"Happiness doesn't have to be chased...it merely has to be chosen."

"Shakespeare vs. Keynesian Economics {Couplet} If 'Neither a lender nor a borrower be',investments would dry up, economies stagnate,and off to the poorhouse go you and me."

"Out-of-the-Box [10w] I march to my own drummerin a drum circle."

"Where the Fuck is Waldo Even whens I finds Waldothat crackhead nigga won't cough up the five dollars he owes me."

"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."

"♀ Travelers vs. ♀ Tourists [10w] + [10w] Female travelers wear no makeup, stringy jewelry and Jesus sandals.Female travelers wear overcaked makeup, diamond jewelry and Gucci Booties."

"The power behind taking responsibility for your actions lies in putting an end to negative thought patterns. You no longer dwell on what went wrong or focus on whom you are going to blame. You don't waste time building roadblocks to your success. Instead, you are set free and can now focus on succeeding."

"Be a bit of a challenge; not because you're playing games but because you realize you're worth the extra effort."

"The Written Word The only thing I hold dearer than myself(and my moms, yo') ~is the written word.I'd give my life for that bitch, (yo'.)"

"Err "To err is human ~ more wine!"

"Man vs. Chimp Even chimpanzees are toolmakers,but only man has the unique honor of being a Godmaker."

"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."

"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."

"Love Fades [10w] Like our love,Chinese painters show distance in faded grays."

"A Chuck Yeager Moment {Couplet} There's a sonic boom resonating in my head as I break through the 2000 HP follower watershed."

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."

"The goal is to learn to be nurturing with yourself so you can feel free."

"if you tell yourself you feel fine, you will."