#positive-thinking

"Love's Reward [10w] + {Couplet} Love repaid is love's reward;recompense fair towards being adored."

"Eyes of Heaven To see through the eyes of heavenis to look upon your fellow manand only see the good in him."

"Broken Heart [10W] The broken heart becomes volcanic, forever rumbling anddispersing ash."

"Concatenate /kənˈkætəneɪt/to link together, as in a chain Do you concatenate cats by tying their tails together or do you just stuff the tail of one into the mouth of the other?Which method is better for yanking your chain?"

"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."

"Explore the depth of the sacred world."

"Storm [10w] Clouds darken to X-rays revealingthe tumorous thunder resounding within."

"Rainbows and Gratuitous Violence Whenever I see a rainbow, I want to punch a penguin in the face."

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."

"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."

"Spontaneous Gift Giving [10w] Learn to give gifts spontaneously accompanied by a love note."

"It’s OKAY to be scared. Being scared means you’re about to do something really, really brave."

"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"

"Imaginary Friends [10w] My imaginary friend insulted me by calling me real."

"Focusing is the great secret of power. If you want to use your full amount of focus, you must close down all other thought and direct your power of generating mental steam toward one outcome."

"Fate [10w] The eternal point where our dreams intersect is called fate."

"You're Totally Fucked' Defined [10w] What's before you is hopeless and behind you is negligible."

"Men Be Forewarned! [20w] A man caught in the embrace of the wrong womanis like having his penis caught in a bear trap."