#positive-thinking

"There is nothing more beautiful than someone who goes out of their way to make life beautiful for others."

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"Manifesting is a lot like making a cake. The things needed are supplied by you, the mixing is done by your mind and the baking is done in the oven of the universe."

"Don't water your weeds"

"Dictator [10w] Clever dictators keep their friends closeand their enemies dead."

"Small Degrees Lobster don't fathom they're being cooked,like relationships being snuffed out in small degreesbut in reverse, as love begins to freeze over, trapping you in a impenetrable ceiling of ice until you drown."

"Minus One [10w] We more people we fuckthe more lonely we become."

"Depression Busy people have neither the time nor the swimming skills to take a divein a pool of depression."

"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."

"Love and Death [10w] A person who lives without love chooses death by default."

"You don't have to be good at something to be liked."

"Some good can emerge from the most horrific of events. There is something positive hidden in every negative, and something negative in every positive. Life is complicated, and a balanced person can see both sides."

"Freedom [10w] You've never experienced freedom until you have nothing to lose."

"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."

"There is nothing to prove to anyone, just concentrate on your own needs."

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."

"Nevada Haiku 'Happens in Vegasstays in Vegas', long as youpay hos to shut up."

"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."

"How to Save the World [10w] When true love floods in, it could float an ark."

"Expectation [10w] Eyes that see with expectation lieby not querying, 'Why."