#positive-thinking

"They'd Rather Switch [10w] Hearing is wasted on the blind;sight, on the deaf."

"Enemies [10w] I prefer my enemies death than apologeticfor closure's sake"

"Brewing Poetry Comma sips between the lines,insights percolate into a 10w,a latte sonnet here, a cappuccino couplet there.A few smartass epiphanies,and something new in every brew.One final fix,voilà, the poem is fixed!I adore this caffeine,that alchemises the extraordinary into the routine,and vice versa with the unforseen.It turns blue aquamarine,and words into Mexican jumping beans."

"Upgrading [10w] Promise them the worldto get the universe in return."

"Of course there must be lots of Magic in the world,"he said wisely one day, "but people don't know what it is like or how to make it. Perhaps the beginning is just to say nice things are going to happen until you make them happen. I am going to try and experiment."

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"How they Measure Self-Worth in Fort Worth: Actual Texas Hooker Quote (the irony is priceless!) "Quit fucking acting like y'alls have me all figured outand don't you ever, EVER, lump me into the category of your trashy hooker girlfriend who charges $100/hr. for full service. Shit, I charge $200 minimum now ~because after the year of being at the bottom I know my self worth."

"A Dream Come True [10w] A dream come true is a nightmare in the making."

"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."

"A Moment Before Impact [10w] The deer's eyes were moonstones, reflecting back my car's headlights."

"Is Prayer Only for Man? I [10w] Does God pray for His creation's in Heaven and Earth?"

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"Flexibility requires an open mind and a welcoming of new alternatives."

"Dwell on your own sacred thoughts."

"Unfriend Politeley Means"

"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"

"Unless you're a lesbian... [10w] Feminism is not a sustainable position without giving up love."

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"Ranger Smith, Unemployement and the Possibility of Unperceived Existence If a tree falls in the forest and we're not there,do we fire the park ranger without making a sound?"

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."