#positive-thinking

"Remember, you are training your mind. You are either training to look for things to go wrong or you are training it to look for anything to go right. Train yourself to think only positive thoughts."

"Poet and the Fool {Couplet} {Limerick} The fool does his ego inflate,much like a poet does his oeuvre overrate.But the truth of the matter is that neither shit matters;harsh reality shall both nitwits deflate."

"Becoming [10w] We're a becoming whose final shape is unknown to all."

"Of course there must be lots of Magic in the world,"he said wisely one day, "but people don't know what it is like or how to make it. Perhaps the beginning is just to say nice things are going to happen until you make them happen. I am going to try and experiment."

"The Wonderful Wonder Between the 'Onenesses' [10w] + [10w] + [10w] + [10w] If you can imagine time running backwards, death becomes birth;The moment before conception, becomes our oneness with the universe.Therefore, we shouldn't fear death because oneness returns to oneness;The wonder that happens between these onenesses is God's gift."

"Politicians [10w] All politicians serve two masters ~their ambition and their cocks."

"If you ever walk down a path surrounding by negative energy, look for the fork in the path then cross over to the positive side."

"Free Will [20w] A bunch of amino acids bumping up together is not the scientific explanation of free will, it's grilling a hamburger."

"Love vs. Honeymoon [10w] Love is what truly begins when the honeymoon is over."

"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"

"Kaddish Kaddish for Mrs. Ginsbergis not Kaddish,For your mom raised a Buddhistand mine raised a Jew.You'll zazen for your loss,I'll daven for mine.I do not belittle your loss,your grief is no less than mine.But by abandoning your tribe, אלון,Who now will say Kaddish for you?"

"New Year's Resolutions New Year's resolutions shouldn't be about doing new things;it should be about stopping to do the shitty things you're already doing."

"Breaking with Tradition is Tradition You can take the poem outside of tradition,but you can't take tradition out of the poem."

"Family {Couplet} For my misery, family brings relief,tripling my joy, halving my grief.This aesthetic arithmetic's quite poetic,an accounting surmounting odds unsympathetic.Now there seems no hardship I cannot withstand,accompanied by my exponential, familial band."

"You don't have to be good at something to be liked."

"View life through a wide angle lens attitude and see your horizons broaden."

"There are no prizes for defying yourself."

"Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own."

"The Hot Air Balloon CharmLife Can Be Filled with Adventure If You Let Yourself Soar"

"Pamela Anderson Haiku Ben Stillerbeds Pamela Anderson.My alarm clock rings"