#positive-thinking

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."

"Every sunrise is priceless and you can experience the richness that life holds only when you live life to the full instead of just being an onlooker."

"Thoughts Become Things... Choose The Good Ones!"

"Over [10w] It's never ever over because the fat lady can't sing."

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ [10w] II ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ accounts for 15.7% of all Hello Poetry's pageviews."

"Meek [10w] Blessed are the meek, for they've learned how to duck."

"Knowledgeable [10w] The knowledgeable man inventoried and catalogued everything he doesn't know."

"Hate [10w] Love cannot hate eradicate ~only a more ruthless hate can."

"I'm no longer quite sure what the question is, but I do know that the answer is Yes."

"Gone to the Dogs [10w] All ideals corrupt into ideology to sustain the social order."

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."

"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."

"Mingling Defined [10w] Superficial people engaging with superficial people on a superficial level."

"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."

"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."

"Don't step backward toward nothing, step forward toward something, better awkward steps forward, than coward steps backward."

"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."

"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."

"Fabulous Creatures and Trust Issues [10w] Never trust a sheep in wolf’s clothing despite the unicorn."