#positive-thinking

"Live your life, sing your song. Not full of expectations. Not for the ovations. But for the joy of it."

"Compassion and Self-Neglect [10w] Compassionate people know how to care of everybody but themselves."

"Enemies of My Enemies Who knew the enemies of my enemies were good dancers."

"Sumerian Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"There is nothing more beautiful than someone who goes out of their way to make life beautiful for others."

"Feeling indifferent or reserved about doing something is a signal that it is probably not correct after all."

"Preserving Beauty [10w] + {Couplet} Preserving beauty is futile;even Cleopatra returned to the Nile."

"Meek [10w] Blessed are the meek, for they've learned how to duck."

"The Wonderful Wonder Between the 'Onenesses' [10w] + [10w] + [10w] + [10w] If you can imagine time running backwards, death becomes birth;The moment before conception, becomes our oneness with the universe.Therefore, we shouldn't fear death because oneness returns to oneness;The wonder that happens between these onenesses is God's gift."

"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."

"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"

"Cormorant’s Flight [10w] The cormorant’s flight is the first shadow of the wave."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."

"Jonesing [10w] Is it odd of me that I'm Jonsesing for strange?"

"There is no new knowledge, it already exists in the universe."

"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"

"Compassion [10w] Compassion is the combination to enter the vault of heaven."

"The 2-Step Self-Discovery Program The first step in self-discovery is not giving a shit what anybody else thinks.The second step is knowing you're a self-centered asshole."

"Diplomacy The diplomat's expert way of saying 'They should go fuck themselves' is:"We are agreed in principleand will take our minor differencesunder thoughful consideration."