#positive-thinking

"Soulmate [10w] When you meet your soulmate,God's walked into the room."

"The 2-Step Self-Discovery Program The first step in self-discovery is not giving a shit what anybody else thinks.The second step is knowing you're a self-centered asshole."

"Prevailing Wins [10w] Truth prevails in private, bullshit in public, integrity in spirit."

"Memories [10w] Spend half your life creating memories,the other half, remembering."

"God is Great [10w] God found me in a dumpster and made me holy."

"Having Words with Words [10w] ”I’ve had a falling out with words,leaving me speechless."

"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."

"With every challenge you face, there is an opportunity hidden that will lead you towards the path of wealth and abundance."

"Russian, Metafizicheskiy-poshlost This is the humorous metaphysical banality like watching Tolstoy's wife, Sophia, nag her husband about leaving borscht stains on the table linen. The resulting discombobulation totally messed up the ending of Anna Karenina."

"Compassion [10w] Compassion is the combination to enter the vault of heaven."

"Closets Opening and Closing [10w] + [10w] You can take sweet gay men out of the closet;you can't take the closet out of the master-bedroom suite."

"Renewal Cream [10w] The features of the human face are enriched by poetry."

"Cumin vs. Acumen Cumin is a powerful spice with a nutty peppery flavor;Acumen is more about having the good taste to knowhow and when to use it."

"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"

"What is God? (60) [10w] God's always the correct answer once you rephrase the question."

"Listen to the Wisdom of Shakespeare 'To thine own self be true and fuck'em till they're back and blue."

"Indiscernible Love [10w] True love's so effortless, others can hardly see it's happening."

"Shakespeare vs. Keynesian Economics {Couplet} If 'Neither a lender nor a borrower be',investments would dry up, economies stagnate,and off to the poorhouse go you and me."

"No matter whether you believe in luck or chance, the final decision is from yourself."

"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."