#positive-thinking

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"Poetry is a Ladder {C☰O☰U☰P☰L☰E☰T} {The poet's job is to create a ladder} {for the reader to enter his imagination}and☰once☰they've☰climbed☰u­p☰to☰the ☰top☰remove☰each☰rung☰by☰grad­ation"

"Divine Write [10w] To write is to divinely dabblein infinite alternate realities."

"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."

"I choose not to waste my energy hating someone and I recognise that their negativity drags me down, so I walk away from them."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."

"Rebellious Fish [10w] Sometimes swimming against the current turns you into glazed salmon."

"No-brainers [10w] No-brainers are challenging enough for people with no fucking brains."

"Wisconsin State Motto Forward.Leading the nation in drunk driving and Cheesehead hats."

"Original Thoughts [10w] Original thoughts are not diminished by days, distance or disregard."

"Switch Hitter [10w] Aphorisms are penned in my left brain,poetry, my right."

"Neanderthal Poetry A poem should come as quick as lightningand create the awe Neanderthals felt cringing in their caves when hearing a clap of thunder."

"Loneliness [10w] Loneliness is GPS equipped new Mercedeswith nowhere to go.****************"

"Death as Opportunity [10w] Death's an opportunity to wisely fill the void it leaves."

"Lies vs. Truth [10w] I can only speak truth if I lie to myself."

"Ars Poetica: Write Poetry on a Black Slate Poetry should be written on a black slate of imagination,the poet artfully allowing images to emerge from the dark."

"Life is like a sandwich!Birth as one slice,and death as the other.What you put in-between the slices is up to you.Is your sandwich tasty or sour?Allan Rufus.org"

"You need to cleanse your mind throughout life because there is so much negativity in yourself and around. Keep cleaning and you will connect with the Universe quicker and effectively."

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."

"Whose Asphalt Is It? [10w] The road to mediocrity is paved with asphalt and tarmac."