#positive-thinking

"Err 2 [10w] To err is human, to make it a habit, assinine."

"Remember, you are training your mind. You are either training to look for things to go wrong or you are training it to look for anything to go right. Train yourself to think only positive thoughts."

"The Albanian Art of Subtle Seduction [10w] "You have an amazing mind now show me your tits."

"A good self-esteem level is mostly dependant on how we value ourselves without any bias."

"Each person has got a voice inside them. Communicate with it and take hold of it. Do not let it push and shove you around – you are its master!"

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"

"Enmity Enmity is the soul of shit."

"Shadows are only Neutral at Noon [10w] + {Couplet} Whose side shadows fall upon,tis' ordained by reigning sun."

"There’s something really cool about knowing that your destiny is SO big that you’re not meant to share it with anyone. At least not yet."

"GPS for Sin "You've entered the point of no return;Re-cal-cu-la-ting."

"Penetrate the Mysteries "If you ever hope to penetrate the mysteries of the universe,you've got to buy her a drink first and then pretend you're listening."

"Spontaneous Gift Giving [10w] Learn to give gifts spontaneously accompanied by a love note."

"Catalyst [10w] You're not lying if your lie helps engender the truth."

"Sometimes it's Love and Sometimes the... [10w] ...tingling sensation of excitement, happiness, and nervousnessis jock itch."

"Spooning [10w] Love means tasting her spaghetti sauce on a wooden spoon."

"Failing to make it to the list of the best 5 students in class or not being named the team captain should not make anyone feel like they have failed."

"Pacifism There's nothing like seeing action in war to turn a soldier into an instant pacifist or an instant killer."

"Somalia Haiku For a Somalian, heaven's drawing water from a well in an earthen pot."

"Lady Gaga Haiku A cow has a big head, deep voice, a long tongue, butLady Gaga he's not."

"Cinco de Mayo [10w] What day do the dead party to celebrate the living?"