#positive-thinking

"Self-Help I asked the bookseller,'Do you have any self-help books for addiction?'He said,'If I tell you, I'd be enabling you."

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."

"Birds [10w] When a bird wakens, flight is no longer a dream."

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"Eyes of Heaven To see through the eyes of heavenis to look upon your fellow manand only see the good in him."

"Appreciate every little beautiful moment in every day of your life. Give it a try and you'll see the world from another perspective."

"Cumin vs. Acumen Cumin is a powerful spice with a nutty peppery flavor;Acumen is more about having the good taste to knowhow and when to use it."

"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."

"The Wonderful Wonder Between the 'Onenesses' [10w] + [10w] + [10w] + [10w] If you can imagine time running backwards, death becomes birth;The moment before conception, becomes our oneness with the universe.Therefore, we shouldn't fear death because oneness returns to oneness;The wonder that happens between these onenesses is God's gift."

"Feeling indifferent or reserved about doing something is a signal that it is probably not correct after all."

"لا تستهين بنفسك ، حتى لو كنت قطرة ، محاولاتك المستمرة .. بصبر تستطيع أن تفتت الصخر"

"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."

"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."

"New Year's Revolving Door [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} 2015's revolution commences with the overthrow of New Year's resolution.Seek not absolutionfor our weak character's immune to evolution."

"Free Lunch There's no such thing as a free lunch ~for people who haven't yet learned to beat the system ;)"

"Illinois State Motto State sovereignty, national union.Life begins and ends with corruption."

"Knowledge vs. Wisdom [10w] + [10w] Knowledge is the understanding that you are what you eat. Wisdom is not eating a pussy with hair on it."

"Our own self-esteem is something we can actually twist in whatever way we want."

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"You don't have to be good at something to be liked."