#positive-thinking

"Single” is an opportunity to live life on your own terms and not apologize."

"To turn your dreams into reality, all your resources, efforts and concentration should be aligned in the same direction."

"Time and space have no meaning, just as your conscious thoughts are meaningless."

"Time Time waits for no man ~but for hot women Time makes exceptions."

"Got Hate? When a hater cozily whispers shit in your ear about them,what does that say about you?"

"The Pompous Psychopomp Its your charge to provide me safe passage to the afterlife,to be a midwife to my dying.Any yet, you hover there, judging me,putting on airs, you supercilious whip-poor-will.You're an embarrassment to nightjars everywhere.Now do your fucking job and take me to hell ~which I guess has already begun,judging by your shitty escort service."

"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"

"BMW: The ultimate driving machine... ...just like our gas chambers were the ultimate killing machines."

"The first place where self-esteem begins its journey is within us."

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."

"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."

"Whatever you lay your hands on, self-esteem is visible."

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"There are no prizes for defying yourself."

"The Poet's Way Are we ever sure what we do,will endure and get its due?No.But we do it anyway.For that is the poet's way."

"Acknowledgement is possession. When you acknowledge, think or have conviction in something, it actually will come true."

"You have to open up to the world and learn optimism...Contentment with the past, happiness with the present, and hope for the future. Learned optimisim."

"Argument [10w] Argue for the sake of resolutionnot for arguments sake.."

"Publisher's Persuasion "You're much too good a writer to want a six figure advance. You don't want your readers to think you're only writing for money ~ do you?"

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."