#positive-thinking

"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."

"Vapers I bought a vape pen from a vaporium.The vapologist advised meto get the model with the refillable vape tank.When the fuck did smoking become so vapid?"

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"

"Expectation [10w] Eyes that see with expectation lieby not querying, 'Why."

"I'm no longer quite sure what the question is, but I do know that the answer is Yes."

"Wine [10w] American wines tasting as good as French wines are presumptuous."

"Alone [10w] Alone in bed because of three wordsI hadn't said."

"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."

"Natural Born Killers [10w] After their first,every soldier becomes a natural born killer."

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"

"Using your mind is a faster method to getting what you want. I mean, all you have to do is sit there. What could be easier?"

"Rebellious Fish [10w] Sometimes swimming against the current turns you into glazed salmon."

"Small Packages [10w] Great things come in small packages from a geological perspective."

"Switch Hitter [10w] Aphorisms are penned in my left brain,poetry, my right."

"What we are waiting for is not as important as what happens to us while we are waiting. Trust the process."

"Lady Clowns [10w] Lady clowns drip menstrual blood in seven luscious rainbow colors."

"Hidden [10w] God hides enough happiness in sadness to light the world."

"again!"=""Perfect happiness is when your child giggles and yells,"Again!"

"Ineffable Poetry A good poem goes beyond the physics of our world;it can't be quantified; it's an ineffable voice that speak directly to our soul,bypassing the laws of this world."

"Ranger Smith, Unemployement and the Possibility of Unperceived Existence If a tree falls in the forest and we're not there,do we fire the park ranger without making a sound?"