#positive-thinking

"Genesis {Couplet} God spoke the world into existence, reifying an abstraction.Now the Creator's had second thoughts and wishes to utter a retraction."

"Hungry When you're hungry everything tastes good.Note to myself: Don't get married when you're hungry."

"Russian, Metafizicheskiy-poshlost This is the humorous metaphysical banality like watching Tolstoy's wife, Sophia, nag her husband about leaving borscht stains on the table linen. The resulting discombobulation totally messed up the ending of Anna Karenina."

"What One Vulture Said to the Other I have a bone to pick with you ~which end shall we start on?"

"Having Words with Words [10w] ”I’ve had a falling out with words,leaving me speechless."

"Better to put your heart on the line, risk everything, and walk away with nothing than play it safe. Love is a lot of things, but “safe” isn’t one of them."

"Original Thoughts [10w] Original thoughts are not diminished by days, distance or disregard."

"Love's Reward [10w] + {Couplet} Love repaid is love's reward;recompense fair towards being adored."

"Past is Past [10w] Lovers should clearly avoid obsessing about each other's romantic past."

"Believing in negative thoughts is the single greatest obstruction to success."

"Let's Celebrate! Photoshop Turns 25 This Week [10w] I bought a fake passport on Fiverr.Don't tell Mexico."

"Immortality [10w] True immortality means you've created something that will outlive you."

"A Suicide's Regret "I cut my vein in vain;blood slowly oozes out.I should've cut an arteryand watch it spurt and spout."

"What lies beneath the Semblance? What lies beneath the semblance.What lies beneath the semblance of lies.What lies beneath the semblance of lies!Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies, lies and more lies!"

"Deadlines The only deadline I plan on missing is the one at the cemetery."

"The Game Is Afoot God's buried eight jewels within my soul.Life's game is,'Remove each gem, yet find me whole.'The clue is,"Eight is one, and one is eight,no jewel's more precious,all equally great."

"McDonald's I love and rescue stray dogs, duct tape Burger King crowns to their heads and set them loose in McDonald's."

"Always strive to aim for the highest peak of the goals in life you have set, this way if you manage to reach even half way toward a goal, landing in the middle is not such a bad place to end up."

"O God O God I love you.I worship you, I need you.Everything I am is because of you.Everything.O God I hate you."

"Galoshes Haiku Cherry blossoms bloomin the morning mist.Thank God I took my galoshes."