#positive-thinking

"Success teaches us nothing; only failure teaches."

"Lowbrows vs. Highbrows If you show something lowbrow to a highbrow does it wind up becoming crusty eye caca?"

"Shiva Haiku Sitting shiva.One more day of thisand I'll die of boredom."

"Selfies [10w] Selfies allows you instant gratification and reminiscence all at once."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 1 - The Balls If humility is what's all important to your adversary,humble yourself before him,and you've got him by the balls."

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"you can, you should, and if you’re brave enough to start, you will."

"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."

"You're Totally Fucked' Defined [10w] What's before you is hopeless and behind you is negligible."

"Boundaries [10w] Receiving bribes blurs the clear boundaries between friends and enemies."

"Memories [10w] Spend half your life creating memories,the other half, remembering."

"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"

"If you start identifying your inner self with the spirit of pure potentiality then you are aligning with the power that helps in the manifestation of all energy in the form of matter."

"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."

"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."

"Tofino, Canada Haiku Free flowing clothes,Strumming guitar on the beach.Still my baggage follows me."

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."

"Chutzpah {Limerick} Despite your unmitigated audacity,you're effrontery remains one of opacity.Let me suggest you turn Jewand learn chutzpah too,to realize your fullest capacity."

"Break All the Rules of Poetry Place no limits on your poetry.Live a little.Break all the fucking rules!If it comes deep from the wellsprings of your imagination,the woolgathering of dreamers ~it is poetry ~no matter what anyone says."

"Doctor, I appreciate your diagnosis, but I will not accept your verdict"