#positive-thinking

"Two things you will never have to chase: True friends & true love."

"The world’s bumper sticker reads: Life sucks, and then you die. Perhaps Christian bumper stickers should read: Life sucks, but then you find hope and you can’t wait to die."

"Happiness doesn't have to be chased...it merely has to be chosen."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."

"Prickly Pears [10w] Men are often like cactus fruits ~thorny outside,mushy inside."

"Too Much Information You must empty your mind of garbage to let new garbage in."

"Did He Do the Right Thing? I walked out of the room. I did not stay to watch my beloved draw her last breath because I didn't want all my magical memories of her tainted by the profanity of death."

"The key to achieving desired results and gaining freedom from unwanted feelings lies within you."

"Every Small Child is a Miracle [10w] The God of small children is the one true God."

"Me vs. Me Only the practice of empathy and gratitudecan make the opaque ego transparent to receivethe loving light emanating from your soul.Hate and selfishness will always leave you'in the shadow."

"Excuse The bureaucrat's excuse, 'If I have to make an exception for you,I have to make an exception for everybody else',doesn't apply to me because I exceptional."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"Opportunity Knocks: China When opportunity knocksthe Chinese make knock-offs."

"Got Hate? When a hater cozily whispers shit in your ear about them,what does that say about you?"

"A Poem Must Have an Accomplice If you cannot bamboozle the reader into becoming a willing accomplice to your artifice and collusion the poem won't fly."

"New Age Hype Don't 'honor your feelings.'Half the time they're full of shit.Don't 'embrace' anything without a pulse.Mindfulness should include not listening to quacks."

"Why We Need Smart People [10w] We need smart people to call other smart people morons."

"Catch sunbeams in a mirror! A reflection of a sunbeam can melt an iceberg."

"Never allow your mind to wander untamed like a wild animal that exists on the basis of survival of the fittest. Tame your mind with consistent focus on your goals and desires."