#positive-thinking

"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."

"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."

"Politicians [10w] All politicians serve two masters ~their ambition and their cocks."

"Diplomacy The diplomat's expert way of saying 'They should go fuck themselves' is:"We are agreed in principleand will take our minor differencesunder thoughful consideration."

"Closets Opening and Closing [10w] + [10w] You can take sweet gay men out of the closet;you can't take the closet out of the master-bedroom suite."

"Dull Poetry Dulls the Mind [10w] Poetry penetrates dullness when whetted on the stone of imagination."

"Hope for love, pray for love, wish for love, dream for love…but don’t put your life on hold waiting for love."

"Tapestry [10w] Life's a tapestry of mystery and miracles quilted by God."

"Mercy vs. Revenge "May God have mercy on my unfaithful, back-stabbing, adulterous husband because I sure as hell won't."

"Concurrent time is a state of time where all the happenings occur at the same time. The creations of the present are influenced by both the past and the future actions and all the three interact where even a future event can change what can happen in the present."

"Battered Women [5w] Battered womenare more crispy."

"Creation "I shake my fist and there's bang.Stars sift like sand through my fingers;each swirl of my wrist a galaxy,every kiss imbued with a bit of me."

"The Great Blue of the Great Blue A Great Blue whale mourns her hunted mate.Her heart, once the size of an SUV,lonely rides the empty sea,her heart's now withered to subcompact class,her whys and wherefores, run out of gas."

"The Poet's Way Are we ever sure what we do,will endure and get its due?No.But we do it anyway.For that is the poet's way."

"What is God? (60) [10w] God's always the correct answer once you rephrase the question."

"Bonjour [10w] You're more obscure than first we met,"uttered with regret."

"When you’re comfortable and content with who you are, the voices of others who try and define, control or direct you are not important."

"Let's Face It [10w] If you've peed on enough fire hydrants, you're a dog."

"Over [10w] It's never ever over because the fat lady can't sing."

"Overheard at Ashtanga Yoga Class *"I don't know my he left me. I even had a rabbit's food hanging from my dreamcatcher.""Maybe you should've used a little more suction and a few less amulets."