#positive-thinking

"Freedom [10w] You've never experienced freedom until you have nothing to lose."

"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"Failing to make it to the list of the best 5 students in class or not being named the team captain should not make anyone feel like they have failed."

"Humble Wishes [10w] "God, all I simply ask is that I become perfect."

"Beating the Language Like a Tom-Tom with a Mohawk "Actually, you will receive a free pre-owned gift with every purchase,irregardless of the awesome enormity of your stupidity."

"Valentine's Day 1 [10w] Valentine's Day affirms the promise that love can be sustained."

"Mind's Eye What vain man is not a hero in his mind's eye;What egoist not the protagonist upon which the world revolves?"

"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."

"Narcissist, Assholes and Immunization Narcissists and assholes are immunized by their egos and sense of entitlement against the criticisms, grievances and resentments of others."

"Prevailing Wins [10w] Truth prevails in private, bullshit in public, integrity in spirit."

"Promising vs. Promises A promising life comes from a childhood without broken promises."

"Dogs Playing Poker Art [10w] Poker-faced dogs looks like they're bluffing or need to shit."

"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."

"Food If food comes with a labelthat's warning enough you shouldn't eat it."

"Child on a Swing Haiku Child screeches like birdas swing reaches for heaven.Stars fill his pocket."

"Circumstances, knowledge or birth do not determine the realisation of your desires. It is only you who are blocking the achievement of your dreams and goals."

"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."

"Your beliefs have the power to unlock your inner genius or keep you from fully achieving your greatest potential."