#positive-thinking

"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."

"Ranger Smith, Unemployement and the Possibility of Unperceived Existence If a tree falls in the forest and we're not there,do we fire the park ranger without making a sound?"

"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. [10w] + {Couplet} Network TV's insistent stupidity to the Outer Limits pushes me."

"Pamela Anderson Haiku Ben Stillerbeds Pamela Anderson.My alarm clock rings"

"Poets and Competitiveness [10w] "I'm the only poet I need to be better than."

"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"

"Feeling indifferent or reserved about doing something is a signal that it is probably not correct after all."

"Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,cat flaps, pussy hole, fish lips,cha cha, ooo la la."

"Dogs Playing Poker Art [10w] Poker-faced dogs looks like they're bluffing or need to shit."

"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."

"Transform from being a fault-finder and blamer to a happiness-finder and appreciator."

"Liberating Dreams [10w] God was with Joseph in prison.They escaped through dreams."

"Obscure Poetry Obscurity does not make a poem better or deeper.It simply makes it obscure."

"You're Totally Fucked' Defined [10w] What's before you is hopeless and behind you is negligible."

"Family [10w] Family is a truth pill ~ just beware of an overdose."

"The universal mind acts as an advisor or guide. When you abide by its advice then you will get another opportunity to alter your destiny."

"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."

"We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses."

"Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefine."

"Western Hypocricy I laugh at the hypocrisy of this western world that only expects the Muslims and Jews to act more Christian, while they continueto revel in the carnage of their heathen ways."