#positive-thinking

"Past/Present/Future I have no problem living in the present,but because of my pastpeople want to kill me in the future."

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"Good vs. Great [10w] To be good twice is a true mark of greatness."

"Lonely Marriage is the best refuge of the lonely to be lonely together,and if it lasts long enough,take turns being lonely."

"Love Scars Love leaves more scars than a ten car pile-up ~and nobody's got insurance."

"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."

"Lost vs. Lost We get lost twice in life.The first stems from uncertainty,when we try to find what our dreams truly are.The more profound feeling of being lost is existential, and comes unforeseen, after we finally fulfill our dreams.To survive the latter, we must create an entirely new set of dreams."

"Evolution of Love [10w] Love evolved from when one monkey handed another a blossom."

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."

"Star No matter how bright the star, it's just part of a galaxy which is part of a constellation which is part of the night skywhich is part of the known universewhich is a speck of dust in God's eye."

"In a True Global World... [10w] Famous people should be allowed to travel without a passport."

"Seafood My body's just a shell,the world is my oyster ~and I'm getting a whale of appetiteright now for some delicious seafood ."

"Poetry vs. Prose [10w] Prose is the bread of imagination;poetry is the wine."

"Poets and their Thin Skins Every poet is thin-skinned when it comes to criticism ~without ithow could he ever possess the astute sensitivity about lifeto even write poetry?"

"Listen with curiosity. Speak with honesty. Act with integrity. The greatest problem with communication is we don’t listen to understand. We listen to reply. When we listen with curiosity, we don’t listen with the intent to reply. We listen for what’s behind the words."

"One Philosophical Question, Two Faces [10w] 'Is life wort living?' is tantamount to'Does God exist?"

"Pedestals [10w] People should not be placed on pedestals unless they're stuffed."

"Beliefs that are good promote your potential and enhance your unique special qualities."

"Witticisms The greatest reward for coming up with some witty turn of phraseis that some day, if you're lucky,it may wind up in a fortune cookieat the very Chinese restaurant you're eating in!But if you get a big head about it,know it wasn't the flattery,it was the MSG."

"North Dakota Haiku "My bib overallslook spiffy at a weddingor a funeral."