#positive-thoughts

"Rebellious Fish [10w] Sometimes swimming against the current turns you into glazed salmon."

"Maintaining the Distance between Wealth and Poverty [10w] The nouveau riche are far more ruthlessthan the rich."

"Dogs Playing Poker Art [10w] Poker-faced dogs looks like they're bluffing or need to shit."

"Death as Opportunity [10w] Death's an opportunity to wisely fill the void it leaves."

"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."

"Nevada Haiku 'Happens in Vegasstays in Vegas', long as youpay hos to shut up."

"National Rifle Association Credo [10w] God gave us two hands to holdan assault rifle."

"Listen to the Wisdom of Shakespeare 'To thine own self be true and fuck'em till they're back and blue."

"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."

"Hope for the Heartbroken A broken heartremains in piecesbut learns to love againwith every fragment."

"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."

"When all around you are losing their heads, use Cosmic Ordering."

"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."

"Invisible Attraction What's invisible to the eye is that as you move towards love,love moves towards you."

"Legacy To leave a legacy,you first gotta leave your leg in the door."

"Love Poetry [10w] Love poetry is simply bleeding on the page with ink."

"Chase vs. Choose Happiness If you chase after happiness, it may escape you.If you choose happiness, it may take your house away.Both chasing and choosing have their hazards ~but they're less risky than waiting for happiness to find you.Remember, happiness is a lazy ass motherfuckerthat doesn't go on search and rescue missions."

"Enemies of My Enemies Who knew the enemies of my enemies were good dancers."

"Jesus Christ Hiaku Jesus Christget a job already.You're killing your mother!"

"Indiscernible Love [10w] True love's so effortless, others can hardly see it's happening."