#positive-thoughts

"Figure, Woman, Wife I study the sleeping figure,Stare at her sated curl of lip;Her lids sealed in dreams so pureMy love's secured from tip to tip.I study the sleeping womanHer forehead faint with sweatHer eyes wildly remmingOf adulterous sex, I bet.I study the sleeping wife,Her mouth faintly drawing breath;Her throat pouring pools of blood ~How I loved this woman to death."

"All that you are is all around you."

"The Road to Hell The road to hell is paved with 16 in. x 16 in. Red Brickface Concrete Step Stones.Only $2.97 each.Always in Stock atThe Home Depot."

"Hearts Hearts of hope and of promiseHearts filled with dreams and whim,These are the hearts of loversUnguarded,Standing out on a limb.Hearts unmended and brokenHearts scarred to stone and steel,These are the hearts of loversArmored,Being unable to feel."

"Preserving Beauty [10w] + {Couplet} Preserving beauty is futile;even Cleopatra returned to the Nile."

"The Wonder of Wandering [10w] When you wander without destination,the world becomes your teacher."

"Mingling Defined [10w] Superficial people engaging with superficial people on a superficial level."

"GPS for Sin "You've entered the point of no return;Re-cal-cu-la-ting."

"Using the Backdoor If we compare writing computer code to sex,then hacking would be anal sex."

"Snob [10w[ I'm throwing a party so exclusive I'm not even invited."

"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {6} To be transformed into all we are capable of becoming."

"Don't live to be judged for what you haven't done. Live to be judged for what you have done."

"Death Ride Denied At the stables of your agonyDeath brought his morbid mareTo whisk you from your woeful wantsAnd coax you from your cares.A ride you did deny this princeAnd bid him soft farewell,Hoping the morrow must be brighter sinceYour yesterdays were hell."

"No-brainers [10w] No-brainers are challenging enough for people with no fucking brains."

"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."

"Oxford, England Haiku City shrouded in fogand within the blinding mist we found each other."

"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."

"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."