#positive-thoughts

"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."

"Depression vs. Death Depression is anger turned within causing misery and hopelessness.Death is hate turned within until it totally eats you alive."

"Ode to a Wastepaper Basket I love the way you sit in the corner,gracious like a lover,catching my every crumpled vanity."

"Put it All on Black' [10w] God doesn't play dice with the universe;He prefers roulette."

"You didn’t fail, you just didn’t use Cosmic Ordering."

"Washington State Motto Al-Ki. [25]America's most rainy, PC and annoying state."

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"

"American Foreign Policy [10w] Foreign Policy requires dealing from the bottom of the deck."

"Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of opacity."

"You Can't Win [10w] Every bitch is a witch;every wife brings you strife."

"Jesus Christ Hiaku Jesus Christget a job already.You're killing your mother!"

"Myself [10w] "I don't really know myself;he's only a tenuous acquaintance."

"The Human Race Pleasure is the sprint.Contentment is the 5 mile.Happiness is the marathon."

"Hidden [10w] A woman is an iceberg;we see less than 10%."

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"

"The Cure [10w] Laughter, love and faith can cure 95% of all illnesses."

"Small Packages [10w] Great things come in small packages from a geological perspective."

"Poetry Should Dance [10w] Let poetry dance ~neither outpace it nor let it lag."

"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"