"Campbell's Soup: M'm! M'm! Good!... ...even though our products have more sodium than the Dead Sea."
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1030 quotes about positive-thoughts
Discover inspiring positive-thoughts quotes from famous authors and thought leaders. Find wisdom and motivation about positive-thoughts to inspire your life.
positive-thoughts Quotes
"In the beginning man was poor, then along came Cosmic Ordering."
"Scissor, Paper, Rock [10w] When time acts like a scissor,react like a rock."
"Live in this moment ... for it is the only moment we have!"
"Do Me No Favors Haiku 'Do me no favors ~I can take care of myself.So, pay the check and drive me home."
"Lonely Marriage is the best refuge of the lonely to be lonely together,and if it lasts long enough,take turns being lonely."
"Star No matter how bright the star, it's just part of a galaxy which is part of a constellation which is part of the night skywhich is part of the known universewhich is a speck of dust in God's eye."
"Prickly Pears [10w] Men are often like cactus fruits ~thorny outside,mushy inside."
"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."
"Show Up [10w] I've waited for you all my life ~show up already!"
"Cancer [10w] It's odd that the cancer that kills you is you."
"Death Ride Denied At the stables of your agonyDeath brought his morbid mareTo whisk you from your woeful wantsAnd coax you from your cares.A ride you did deny this princeAnd bid him soft farewell,Hoping the morrow must be brighter sinceYour yesterdays were hell."
"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."
"Joussard, Alberta, Canada Haiku Love North Country Fair.Music, dance, artisan market ~a walk back in time."
"Birds [10w] When a bird wakens, flight is no longer a dream."
"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."
"Past is Past [10w] Lovers should clearly avoid obsessing about each other's romantic past."
"♀ Travelers vs. ♀ Tourists [10w] + [10w] Female travelers wear no makeup, stringy jewelry and Jesus sandals.Female travelers wear overcaked makeup, diamond jewelry and Gucci Booties."
"Clairol: Does she or doesn't she... ...take it up the ass."
"We were all born equal, but where we are in life now is of our own making."