#positive-thoughts

"Happiness [10w] Happiness resides in the quiet pause,not in the pursuit."

"I'm Not Talking About Fruitcake [10w] The greatest gifts are the ones that can be regifted."

"Who Am I "I don't know who I am whenI'm not the person who loves you."

"The mode by which the impossible is reached is Cosmic Ordering."

"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."

"What Ever Happened to Stupid? [10w] ‘I’m only human’,has become everybody’s license to fuck up."

"Brownie Mix [10w] + {Couplet} Betwixt hell and the River Styx,I'll be shitting bricks."

"Break All the Rules of Poetry Place no limits on your poetry.Live a little.Break all the fucking rules!If it comes deep from the wellsprings of your imagination,the woolgathering of dreamers ~it is poetry ~no matter what anyone says."

"Chase vs. Choose Happiness If you chase after happiness, it may escape you.If you choose happiness, it may take your house away.Both chasing and choosing have their hazards ~but they're less risky than waiting for happiness to find you.Remember, happiness is a lazy ass motherfuckerthat doesn't go on search and rescue missions."

"Women Kissing :-)*(-: Women kissing publicly it has all the sincerity of an Israeli soldier hugging a Palestinian secretly checking for an explosive vest.* ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(இಠ ᴈ muah εఠയ=/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿*自"

"Children and Food [10w] Once children order like grown-upsfood's lost its sweet innocence."

"Poets and Competitiveness [10w] "I'm the only poet I need to be better than."

"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"

"Follow your heart. It will lead you to where you need to be."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."

"Do Me No Favors Haiku 'Do me no favors ~I can take care of myself.So, pay the check and drive me home."

"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."

"Harlem P.O.V. Everything outside Harlem's the boondocks,where hayseeds opt out of Nikes for Reeboks."

"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."