#positive-thoughts

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"

"Witchcraft vs. Wordcraft [10w] Covens of witches convened at their annual unconventional Coven’s Convention."

"Battered Women [5w] Battered womenare more crispy."

"Sometimes Magic is What Disappears [10w] + {Couplet} Love's tragic, not ecstatic;with finespun change, disappears the magic."

"Don't live to be judged for what you haven't done. Live to be judged for what you have done."

"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."

"Start with big dreams and make life worth living."

"Sick of lame ducks, use Cosmic Ordering and your ducks will lay golden eggs."

"Humans vs. Monkeys [10w] + [10w] Baby monkeys are much more clever than a human babies.Human babies leap ahead because of their capacity for language."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"Seeing vs. Envision {Couplet} We see nothing more than we bring to it;heavenly orchards lie in an apple's pit!"

"Let's Face It [10w] If you've peed on enough fire hydrants, you're a dog."

"Suicide It's ironic that suicide, an act of cowardice,requires you overcome the all powerful instinct of self-preservation ~and thereby it's transformed into an act of bravery.On the other hand, the survivors would argue, an act of stupidity ~which many acts of bravery ultimately are."

"Fighting For Your Life [10w] 'Everything will be alright,'doesn't mean we stop the fight."

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"

"Breathe inhale.exhalerepeatThat should solve 90% of your problems.For the other 10% ask your local Rabbi."

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"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."

"Dammit Goddammit' Defined [10w] Damned if you do and damned if you don't double-bind."