"Self-Contempt [10w] Self-contempt is calling yourself collect and refusing to accept the charges."
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"Words of Wisdom [10w] Words of wisdom worth saying wouldfit on a T-shirt.@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::"
"Iowa Haiku "We're not really dull,we are just misunderstood.Weed helps dull the pain."
"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."
"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"
"Tofino, Canada Haiku Free flowing clothes,Strumming guitar on the beach.Still my baggage follows me."
"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 2 ~ Shit If you're going to run for public office,you must first scrape the shit off your shoe,or the stink will follow you."
"Poetry as Entertainment [10w] Poetry that's not entertaining is just a self-indulgent laundry list."
"The Written Word The only thing I hold dearer than myself(and my moms, yo') ~is the written word.I'd give my life for that bitch, (yo'.)"
"Upgrading [10w] Promise them the worldto get the universe in return."
"Hemidemisemiquaver [10w] The composer evened the score by ending in a hemidemisemiquaver."
"The mode by which the impossible is reached is Cosmic Ordering."
"Six Minus Three Degrees of Stupidation [10w] Three degrees of stupid:stupidstupid squaredstupid stupid stupid"
"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."
"Lessen the odds are stacked against you, Use Cosmic Ordering."
"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."
"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."
"Hope might grant you a wish in the nick of time, Cosmic Ordering grants them all the time."
"Cosmic Ordering is your one way ticket to prosperity."
"The Cure [10w] Laughter, love and faith can cure 95% of all illnesses."