#positive-thoughts

"Be Careful What You Wish For More often than not,a dream come true is a nightmare-in-the-making."

"Kaddish Kaddish for Mrs. Ginsbergis not Kaddish,For your mom raised a Buddhistand mine raised a Jew.You'll zazen for your loss,I'll daven for mine.I do not belittle your loss,your grief is no less than mine.But by abandoning your tribe, אלון,Who now will say Kaddish for you?"

"Retail [10w] The first and last sale of the day are best."

"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."

"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."

"The Flood that Did Not Subside [10w] What would today's world be,If Noah's dove flew into obscurity?"

"Indiscernible Love [10w] True love's so effortless, others can hardly see it's happening."

"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."

"Cumin vs. Acumen Cumin is a powerful spice with a nutty peppery flavor;Acumen is more about having the good taste to knowhow and when to use it."

"Happy people produce. Bored people consume."

"A-New-Year's-a-Comin' [10w] A new year is coming!Let's all make new mistakes!"

"Lies vs. Truth [10w] I can only speak truth if I lie to myself."

"Take a rain check on poverty with Cosmic Ordering."

"If your only goal is to become rich then use Cosmic Ordering."

"What Women Want [10w] What women want is a feeling of security with abs."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."

"Poets, Shakespeare and Trash A poet must read equal amountsof trash and Shakespeare to learn how to distinguish between the two."

"Seeing vs. Envision {Couplet} We see nothing more than we bring to it;heavenly orchards lie in an apple's pit!"

"Forget being a bad failure, use Cosmic Ordering and be good at success."

"Buddha (Haiku) Buddha, Enlightened,I rub your belly to blessmy Lotto ticket."