#positive-thoughts

"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."

"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."

"Poetry as Entertainment [10w] Poetry that's not entertaining is just a self-indulgent laundry list."

"Leaping lemmings! Leaping lemmings!I so adore ya'Can't get enoughJust want more’o'ya'!When I've had my fill'o'ya',I long for anotherRefill'o'ya.So, let's cut my spiel And here's the deal:I'm just gonna' haveta' cloneya'!So, when we're doneJust having fun --I'm just gonna' haveta' boneya'Again."

"Got Hate? When a hater cozily whispers shit in your ear about them,what does that say about you?"

"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."

"Love Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."

"The Unspoken Speaks Volumes Stillness brackets the exchanges between lovers. Itis not the lack of sound, but an encapsulated silenceof resonance. Resonant silences stand like bookends, embracing their thoughts;though formal pleasantries vibrate the air,they are more ritual than communication.The couples true intents are articulated in the unspoken.Two bodies.One soul."

"Learning from Experience Learning from experience means, 'Boy, did I just fuck up!"

"Soup [10w] Never marry anyone who eats their soup with a ladle."

"Harlem P.O.V. Everything outside Harlem's the boondocks,where hayseeds opt out of Nikes for Reeboks."

"Mended [10w] {Couplet} If the recently mended heart,breaks again, it shall not start."

"Minus One [10w] We more people we fuckthe more lonely we become."

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"

"Socrates [10w] "I know less than you.That's how smart I am!"

"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."

"Fear is the Best Test Will the fear of going blind make youa voracious reader, a world traveleror paralyze you with a thousand other fears?"

"Nature's Prayer [10w] + {Couplet} Trees gesticulate in morning prayer;wind circulates with cleansing air."

"Russian, Umerzhurnalistka Someone who too many questions for his own good. Literally, 'Dead journalist'."