#positive-thoughts

"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."

"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."

"The ‘New House, New Luck’ Fallacy [10w] Switching external environment doesn't cure depression;change must occur internally."

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."

"Heaven [10w] Heaven’s not a destination ~it’s a way of processing life."

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."

"Fat Bungee Jumpers When I watch a fat woman bungee jumpI swear I can feel the earth leaving its orbit."

"Imaginary Friends [10w] My imaginary friend insulted me by calling me real."

"Enemies of My Enemies Who knew the enemies of my enemies were good dancers."

"Compassion and Self-Neglect [10w] Compassionate people know how to care of everybody but themselves."

"The difficulties and challenges in your life are the lessons you need to learn to grow and development."

"Children and Food [10w] Once children order like grown-upsfood's lost its sweet innocence."

"Sublime Beauty When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.When I open them, mountains can move me."

"Siesta Mud tracked from the rice fields blazon a pathFrom kitchen to cellar escaping noon’s wrath.A quiet siesta to break the ordealOf scything and sifting and spinning the wheel.Half a dream later he returns to the fieldTo seeding earth’s furrows. massaging its yield.And when Sun descends gravely back to her tombHe tracks back to the kitchen, the cellar, his room."

"Poets Be Realists! Poets be realists!It's O.K. to keep your jobs ~just don't quit your day dreams."

"Retail Haiku [7w] LollapaloozaLiquidation Blowout Sale.Everything Must Go!"

"Unless you know where you are going then you will not know how to get there."

"Taste [10w] + [10w] "If you have sophisticated taste, you like what I like.If you're a Neanderthal, you will love what I hate."

"Library [10w] Hopefully, the library in the afterlife doesn't contain contemporary poetry."

"Fame [10w] Fame has a funny way of rewriting your entire past."