#positive-thoughts

"Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."

"Man vs. Chimp Even chimpanzees are toolmakers,but only man has the unique honor of being a Godmaker."

"Underage-Killers [10w] Underage-killers like making a whooshing sound when they shoot people."

"Excuse The bureaucrat's excuse, 'If I have to make an exception for you,I have to make an exception for everybody else',doesn't apply to me because I exceptional."

"1953 It seems the world has gone downhill since the year Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Everest."

"What is God? [17] [10w] God has a fondness for cosmology and carbon-based life forms."

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."

"A Poem Must Have an Accomplice If you cannot bamboozle the reader into becoming a willing accomplice to your artifice and collusion the poem won't fly."

"Ineffable Poetry A good poem goes beyond the physics of our world;it can't be quantified; it's an ineffable voice that speak directly to our soul,bypassing the laws of this world."

"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."

"Family [10w] Family is a truth pill ~ just beware of an overdose."

"Love and Death [10w] A person who lives without love chooses death by default."

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"Break All the Rules of Poetry Place no limits on your poetry.Live a little.Break all the fucking rules!If it comes deep from the wellsprings of your imagination,the woolgathering of dreamers ~it is poetry ~no matter what anyone says."

"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."

"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."