#positive-thoughts

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"Tapestry [10w] Life's a tapestry of mystery and miracles quilted by God."

"Sharia Justice [10w] Sharia justice is a lynch mob masquerading as Allah's will."

"Imaginary Friends When my childhood imaginary friend got mad at mehe insulted me by calling me 'real'."

"Family [10w] Family is a truth pill ~ just beware of an overdose."

"Neanderthal Poetry A poem should come as quick as lightningand create the awe Neanderthals felt cringing in their caves when hearing a clap of thunder."

"Western Hypocricy I laugh at the hypocrisy of this western world that only expects the Muslims and Jews to act more Christian, while they continueto revel in the carnage of their heathen ways."

"Child on a Swing Haiku Child screeches like birdas swing reaches for heaven.Stars fill his pocket."

"Maintaining the Distance between Wealth and Poverty [10w] The nouveau riche are far more ruthlessthan the rich."

"The Downside of Stuff {Couplet) I got what I want;I have what I need.But they want what I have,and they'll make me bleed."

"Remember, you are training your mind. You are either training to look for things to go wrong or you are training it to look for anything to go right. Train yourself to think only positive thoughts."

"Kaddish Kaddish for Mrs. Ginsbergis not Kaddish,For your mom raised a Buddhistand mine raised a Jew.You'll zazen for your loss,I'll daven for mine.I do not belittle your loss,your grief is no less than mine.But by abandoning your tribe, אלון,Who now will say Kaddish for you?"

"Cumin vs. Acumen Cumin is a powerful spice with a nutty peppery flavor;Acumen is more about having the good taste to knowhow and when to use it."

"What is God? [17] [10w] God has a fondness for cosmology and carbon-based life forms."

"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {3} To create its meaning every day we live and love."

"Let's Face It [10w] If you've peed on enough fire hydrants, you're a dog."

"O God O God I love you.I worship you, I need you.Everything I am is because of you.Everything.O God I hate you."

"In the Future [1]: (criminals) In the future we're going to find a wayto turn criminals into wordsand then place them in parentheses."

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."