#positive-thoughts

"Freedom [10w] You've never experienced freedom until you have nothing to lose."

"Leap of Faith [10w] Seeing God withinis where the leap of faith lands."

"Mind Maneuvers When we hear something unflattering,our mind doesn't fully process it.When we hear a compliment,the mind goes into overdriveand tend to read too much into it."

"Promising vs. Promises A promising life comes from a childhood without broken promises."

"Rotaryrotatory In a universe composed wholly of revolving doors we'll have no need for gatekeepers or tipping doormen at Christmas."

"War [10w] Fight wars not to win, but so our enemies don't."

"Measuring Love The only scientist who can measure love is the onewho's in love with another scientist."

"A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's temporarily out of order. Come back yesterday."

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."

"The future never happens; there will always be a future."

"you=""are=""what=""eat"=""[10w]=""That's why I've become a pizza with a pussy topping."

"Today I am even richer."

"Vacations for Souls [10w] When souls are bored in Heaven they vacation in Hell."

"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"Death Ride Denied At the stables of your agonyDeath brought his morbid mareTo whisk you from your woeful wantsAnd coax you from your cares.A ride you did deny this princeAnd bid him soft farewell,Hoping the morrow must be brighter sinceYour yesterdays were hell."

"Dsylıxǝa Hey, it isn't cool to make fun of people with Dsʎlıxǝaʎou dɯub pircʞ ¡!¡"

"Valentine's Day 1 [10w] Valentine's Day affirms the promise that love can be sustained."

"Past/Present/Future I have no problem living in the present,but because of my pastpeople want to kill me in the future."

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."