#positive-thoughts

"Forget about letting nature taking its course to make you wealthy, Cosmic Ordering works faster."

"Believe and achieve with Cosmic Ordering."

"Learn from Children [10w] Children picture God as a smiley sun emanating love light."

"Cosmic Ordering is an ever full piggy bank."

"Penetration [10w] The difference between truism and an enlightened [10w] is penetration."

"A Poem Must Have an Accomplice If you cannot bamboozle the reader into becoming a willing accomplice to your artifice and collusion the poem won't fly."

"It’s a red sky every night with Cosmic Ordering."

"Lenny Bruce I'm going to be rich!I figured out how to get schlong-juice stains off of suede."

"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."

"Endless Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Put off summer's endAnd adulthood's vexingburdens shall suspend."

"Is Prayer Only for Man? I [10w] Does God pray for His creation's in Heaven and Earth?"

"Taste [10w] + [10w] "If you have sophisticated taste, you like what I like.If you're a Neanderthal, you will love what I hate."

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."

"Self-Motivation [10w] "Today I'll do something more extraordinarythan I did yesterday."

"Kansas State Motto Ad astra per aspera. [9]Flat land and flatline intelligence."

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."

"Thorn [5w] Every thorn has its rose."

"Love vs. Mental Illness [10w] Love, like mental illness, comes on graduallyand then suddenly."

"Leaps of Faith [10w] Like religion, leaps of faith are behind all idealistic movements."

"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."