#powerful-story

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."

"Dialogue Knowledge compromises its truthonce it ceases to be a dialogue."

"A Tad Old Fashioned [10w] "Save all your sighing and swooning for the 18th Century, bitch."

"New Year Resolutions I [10w] Change my voice;unclog my ears;open my heart."

"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."

"Thank You Dick Wolf [10w] TV crime shows taught me it’s best to lawyer up."

"Regret vs. Good Times "If I had to regret the good times I spent with every lover who eventually disillusioned me,my love life would be reduced to ten seconds."

"Ringtones Haiku 'Oy! Dai, da-ye-nu,Dai, da-ye-nu, Dai, da-ye-nu...'"Answer your fucking phone!"

"Time Time waits for no man ~but for hot women Time makes exceptions."

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"Objective Journalism Foreign journalists will always compromise objectivity to preserve relationships that give them better access."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"Louisiana Dynamite Fishin' {10w] "Uncle Jimbo sez, if dey don't float it ain't fishin'."

"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."

"How to Exercise Caution [10w] Walk in the counsel of the wickedon your treadmill."

"Is Prayer Only for Man? I [10w] Does God pray for His creation's in Heaven and Earth?"

"Gradually Then Instantly [10w] We fall in love the way we lose our minds."

"Prolific [10w] "Perhaps I'm prolific because I believe creativity can forestall death."

"Thai-kus From the dark starfishof the 300 Baht whoremy white sperm bubbles.Reclining BuddhaBirds nest in your golden ears.What wisdom they hear."