#powerful-story

"Noah [10w] God, I love rain too ~but this is fucking ridiculous!"

"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."

"Jonesing [10w] Is it odd of me that I'm Jonsesing for strange?"

"Clairol 2: Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure... ...but he's gay and already Tweeted it to 300 people."

"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."

"Object of Desire A woman knows she's the object of a unknown man's desirelike a game animal becoming aware it is being looked at."

"Present {Couplet} Our present is the dissipating despair of our past mingled with the promise of our future we hope will last."

"Vices [10w] Cultivate vices;to be without them is not to be."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"The Rubik's Cube of Omár my Mán A Key of Coke underneath the Bough,A Jug of Jack, a Brick of Hash ~ Newsflash:'Now who the fuck needs Thou'."

"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."

"Overheard at Ashtanga Yoga Class *"I don't know my he left me. I even had a rabbit's food hanging from my dreamcatcher.""Maybe you should've used a little more suction and a few less amulets."

"Imitation [10w] Art imitates life.Life imitates art.I just imitate imitation."

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"Retail Haiku [7w] LollapaloozaLiquidation Blowout Sale.Everything Must Go!"

"Fate [10w] The eternal point where our dreams intersect is called fate."

"Galoshes Haiku Cherry blossoms bloomin the morning mist.Thank God I took my galoshes."

"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."

"Thank You, Adobe [10w] Thanks to Photoshop,a picture isn't worth a single word."

"Miracle [10w] The greatest unacknowledged miracle is man has lasted this long."