#relationships

"People don't get to our ages without having pasts. I'm more interested in the future."

"Where's Ralph Waldo Emerson When you Need Him? A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds;as opposed to bigger hobgoblins with bigger dicks, doing all sorts of ghoulish shit behind the Venetian blinds."

"The roses of romance grow when you water your relationship with gratitude. Love will bloom and blossom when you recognize the awesome."

"Every couple needs to argue now and then. Just to prove that the relationship is strong enough to survive. Long-term relationships, the ones that matter, are all about weathering the peaks and the valleys."

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."

"Why?' He asked.'Why what?' What could I say? Noah, despite you being an asshole, or maybe because of it, I'd like to rip off your clothes and have your babies. Don't tell."

"You're Totally Fucked' Defined [10w] What's before you is hopeless and behind you is negligible."

"I’d rather sell one thing for one million dollars, than sell one million things for one dollar each. I feel the same about my love and women."

"I want to be around people that do things. I don’t want to be around people anymore that judge or talk about what people do. I want to be around people that dream and support and do things."

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"If a girl starts out all casual with a guy and she doesn't tell him that she wants a relationship, it will never become a relationship. If you give the guy the impression that casual is okay with you, that's all he'll ever want. Be straight with him from the start. If he gets scared and runs away, he wasn't right for you."

"Kansas Haiku "Ya' know Superman'sfrom here and Jor-El could'vesent him to New York."

"Behold, the number five is at hand. Grab it and shake and harness the power of networking."

"Self-Motivation [10w] "Today I'll do something more extraordinarythan I did yesterday."

"Who we were and who we are are four different people, and the me from now doesn't relate to the me from then, let alone to the you from now."

"United Negro College Fund: A mind is a terrible thing to waste... ...and so is your paycheck,so don't waste good money on a lost cause."

"If you stay in the company of anger, pain, or hurt, happiness will find someone else to visit. Make the choice to view all of your past relationships as a gift. Throw out what hasn’t worked in the past and incorporate new concepts. Focus on being happy ."

"Underage-Killers [10w] Underage-killers like making a whooshing sound when they shoot people."

"I had a dream about you last night... Well I say dream I mean nightmare... you were a Yankee fan."