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"Cookie Cutter Criticism A critic tried to fit my sense of humor in a cookie cutter,but it wouldn't fit his preconceived shape of what comedy should be.So he pressed harder, and harder and harder until the cookie cutter cut a cookie shaperight through the palm of his hand.It doesn't hurt anymore when the critic tries to slap me in the face.There's no more hot-air resistance."

"A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe."

"Sometimes our walls exist just to see who has the strength to knockthem down."

"We kiss all the time."I clear my throat, then add, "We just...do it in private.""A smug expression crosses his face. "I don't buy it for a second, 'cause if you were my girlfriend and a stud like me was livin' in your house, I'd kiss you in front of the guy every chance I got as a reminder.""A reminder of w-w-what?""That you were mine."

"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."

"When a man has seen the woman whom he would have chosen if he had intended to marry speedily, his remaining a bachelor will usually depend on her resolution rather than on his."

"Straight Men vs. Curved Women [10w] 'Straight' men who approach 'curved' women must'mind the gap'."

"Objective Journalism Foreign journalists will always compromise objectivity to preserve relationships that give them better access."

"AMTRAK: See America at see level... even though we cost twice as much as a plane and get you there 3 days later."

"Garden [10w] A garden is a poem written with flowers on earth."

"Water can be as hard as ice and as soft as fog, which is why my love is so drinkable, because it is fluid and forgiving. It's easy to love until there's nothing left. Eventually, the water runs out, the ice melts, and the fog fades into an abyss.-Jarod Kintz and Karen Quan"

"Food If food comes with a labelthat's warning enough you shouldn't eat it."

"Fate [10w] The eternal point where our dreams intersect is called fate."

"Rooftop Poetry Sing poetry from rooftopslike a muzzein' s call for prayer."

"Madness [10w] Madness isn't an objective state,it is a cultural bias."

"I’ve changed, and she’s changed, but we haven’t changed together. We were in separate dressing rooms the whole time we dated."

"In a True Global World... [10w] Famous people should be allowed to travel without a passport."

"Funny how we take it for granted that we know all there is to know about another person, just because we see them frequently or because of some strong emotional tie."

"Everyone creates realities based on their own personal beliefs. These beliefs are so powerful that they can create [expansive or entrapping] realities over and over.~Kuan Yin"