#relationships

"United Negro College Fund: A mind is a terrible thing to waste... ...and so is your paycheck,so don't waste good money on a lost cause."

"Lost vs. Lost We get lost twice in life.The first stems from uncertainty,when we try to find what our dreams truly are.The more profound feeling of being lost is existential, and comes unforeseen, after we finally fulfill our dreams.To survive the latter, we must create an entirely new set of dreams."

"Love's Kiss of Death [10w] Love's kiss of death is taking each another for granted."

"Eyes of Heaven To see through the eyes of heavenis to look upon your fellow manand only see the good in him."

"Tweeting is talking into the abyss, filling a void in your life by avoiding real human contact."

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."

"There is no mystery-- that's the beauty of it. We are entirely explicable to each other, and yet we stay. What a miracle that is."

"Life’s too short to drink crappy coffee and cry over boys who don’t care."

"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."

"I live for sex. I celebrate it, and relish the electricity of it, with every fibre of my being. I can see no better reason for being alive."

"The bank of love is never bankrupt."

"Rainbows and Gratuitous Violence Whenever I see a rainbow, I want to punch a penguin in the face."

"A Chuck Yeager Moment {Couplet} There's a sonic boom resonating in my head as I break through the 2000 HP follower watershed."

"Retail Haiku [7w] LollapaloozaLiquidation Blowout Sale.Everything Must Go!"

"Today's Affirmation [10w] "I'll unplug myself from myselfand plug into something higher."

"I could now see her the way she actually is and not in the distorted way my mind presented her to me when I was trying to find a reason to reject her and move on"

"A scaly lizard in soapy water makes a great scrubber. I’d wash my hands of her, if I didn’t enjoy being treated like a dishrag so much."

"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."

"What is God? [17] [10w] God has a fondness for cosmology and carbon-based life forms."

"Library [10w] Hopefully, the library in the afterlife doesn't contain contemporary poetry."