#relationships

"Carrots and Creativity [10w] Put a carrot in front of you for optimal creativity."

"I had a dream about you last night... You turned red, then green, and then blue. You told me you were trying to fit in with the m&m's."

"My love is expansive. Your love is expensive."

"A windmill has arms, but does not hug. Where’s the love?"

"A woman can become a man's friend only in the following stages - first an acquantaince, next a mistress, and only then a friend."

"Treat'em Like a Dishtowel (⌣́,⌣̀)⇝♥⇜(^◡^ ) [10w] "If I wring you out will you wring me back?"

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {3} To create its meaning every day we live and love."

"What Children See [10w] "A spider is an octopus who lives in the desert."

"I love you the way ice melts in vodka—slowly, seamlessly, and invisibly. It’s a feel-good feeling whether you see it or not."

"Intimacy is the capacity to be rather weird with someone - and finding that that's ok with them."

"Let’s be romantic and dance in the rain. I’ll prove my feelings for you by bringing an umbrella, because I’m drowning in my love for you."

"Lady Clowns [10w] Lady clowns drip menstrual blood in seven luscious rainbow colors."

"Deal or No Deal ~ Deal with It "God, please tell me the place I'm going after I dieis filled with bright eyes and bushy tails, or I'm not going."

"Owlish [10w] If owls are wise,why are they flat faced fucks?"

"There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it’s the endings we’re unprepared for."

"If you need something from somebody always give that person a way to hand it to you."

"Thank You, Adobe [10w] Thanks to Photoshop,a picture isn't worth a single word."

"Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike."

"I had a dream about you last night... I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive."

"I have rubbed shoulders with the rich, the powerful, and the armless. It’s how to network when handshakes aren’t an option."