#relationships

"The greatest love stories are not those in which love is only spoken, but those in which it is acted upon."

"I will never deny that life isn't fair. It seems as though when a woman leaves a man she is strong and independent, but when a man leaves a woman he is a pig and a jerk."

"Don't let a thief into your house three times. The first time was enough. The second time was a chance. The third time means you're stupid."

"So I learned two things that night, and the next day, from him: the perfection of a moment, and the fleeting nature of it."

"Love is a boomerang dripped in honey, in that it emanates from me just as surely as it will return to me. Still, I think I’d much rather wash my hands and be done with it."

"Got Hate? When a hater cozily whispers shit in your ear about them,what does that say about you?"

"Money Can't Buy Everything [10w] Money can't buy everything ~ but love is certainly no exception."

"I sell soap. Buy two bars and get a FREE shower. (Water not included.) Act within the next 15 minutes and I’ll even throw in the towel. I quit!"

"I had to hand it to him, leaving the empty glove lying on the bed was an apt metaphor for love. Two things I can say about my grandpa are that he is wise, and his left hand is probably cold."

"Every woman that finally figured out her worth, has picked up her suitcases of pride and boarded a flight to freedom, which landed in the valley of change."

"I’m running from the very person I’m chasing, and this is how I know I’m in love."

"Everything I’ve learned about handshakes is from hands-on experience. Due to hygiene, I only network with rubber glove manufacturers."

"Fulfillment [10w] Sometime fulfillment goes beyond the date Amazon delivers your order."

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"If I have to 'catch' a man to get a husband, I don't want one."

"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"

"Even though you may want to move forward in your life, you may have one foot on the brakes. In order to be free, we must learn how to let go. Release the hurt. Release the fear. Refuse to entertain your old pain. The energy it takes to hang onto the past is holding you back from a new life. What is it you would let go of today?"

"The Unspoken Speaks Volumes Stillness brackets the exchanges between lovers. Itis not the lack of sound, but an encapsulated silenceof resonance. Resonant silences stand like bookends, embracing their thoughts;though formal pleasantries vibrate the air,they are more ritual than communication.The couples true intents are articulated in the unspoken.Two bodies.One soul."

"A friend is someone whose face you can see in the dark."

"I had a dream about you last night... you were a giant slinky and I watched you fall down the stairs."