#relationships

"Your Poem A poem is a waking dream.If your poem is shit,then it was a fucking nightmare."

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"

"Two Dust Storms or A Nice Pair of Haboobs A palm tree passes through a sandstorm, shakingoff the dusty rain like a wet dogon the less fortunate wayfarersburied in the sand."

"The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me."

"How do new watches catch up with old watches that have had more time to get a head start? This is what I pondered while I waited on her to fall in love with me."

"Eventually we all get tired of any and everything!"

"I'll miss looking through the forest–your green and hazel eyes. I love the way they shimmered and changed shade with your mood, and how I could see the desire in your emerald gaze.-Karen Quan and Jarod Kintz"

"It's just the most amazing thing to love a dog, isn't it? It makes our relationships with people seem as boring as a bowl of oatmeal."

"Campbell's Soup: M'm! M'm! Good!... ...even though our products have more sodium than the Dead Sea."

"Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend."

"With all honesty, somewhere between the hello and the dreams I saw you in I fell in love."

"Kansas State Motto Ad astra per aspera. [9]Flat land and flatline intelligence."

"Chairs have legs. Four of them, like my father. Meow."

"Your first impulse is to share good news, your second is to club someone with it."

"Owlish [10w] If owls are wise,why are they flat faced fucks?"

"He had known so much about her once -what she thought, how she felt, the reasons for her actions. And now he only knew that he loved her, and all the other knowledge seemed passing from him just as he needed it most."

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."

"My hobbies include rubbing my nipples across a cheese grater, meeting cat ladies on Tinder, and voting for either Democrat or Republican every four years. You could say I am a torture enthusiast."

"If you stay in the company of anger, pain, or hurt, happiness will find someone else to visit. Make the choice to view all of your past relationships as a gift. Throw out what hasn’t worked in the past and incorporate new concepts. Focus on being happy ."

"With each reunion (we) had to learn each other all over again. There was always that nervous moment at the airport when I would stand there waiting for him to arrive, wondering, Will I still know him? Will he still know me?"