#relationships

"Instead of a vow of silence, I took a vow of invisibility. At that time you were looking for someone to love, and that’s why you couldn’t see me."

"[Marriage] happens as with cages: the birds without despair to get in, and those within despair of getting out."

"Men are jealous of every woman, even when they don’t have the slightest interest in her themselves."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"I used to loathe ambivalence; now I adore it. Ambivalence is my new best friend."

"Concatenate /kənˈkætəneɪt/to link together, as in a chain Do you concatenate cats by tying their tails together or do you just stuff the tail of one into the mouth of the other?Which method is better for yanking your chain?"

"I'm Not Skidaddling Down That Slippery Slope First you let sleeping dogs lie,next you allow all pets to prevaricate."

"Men Be Forewarned! [20w] A man caught in the embrace of the wrong womanis like having his penis caught in a bear trap."

"I love kiss whispers—kisspers. Loose lips are full of passionate secrets."

"Love will never let you down, if you don't give it up"

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."

"California Milk Processor Board: Got Milk?... ...cuz I got a fucking hangover."

"Catalyst [10w] You're not lying if your lie helps engender the truth."

"Breathe inhale.exhalerepeatThat should solve 90% of your problems.For the other 10% ask your local Rabbi."

"Love doesn't erase the past, but it makes the future different."

"Water is translucent, but not invisible. But a glass half full is half translucent, half invisible, and you cannot drink what you cannot see, which may be why I am so thirsty for her love."

"Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of opacity."

"Sublime Beauty When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.When I open them, mountains can move me."

"Dysfunctional Love We split up not because he or she didn't love us,but because they did love us in the only way they knew how."

"Relationships take up energy; letting go of them, psychiatrists theorize, entails mental work. When you lose someone you were close to, you have to reassess your picture of the world and your place in it. The more your identity was wrapped up with the deceased, the more difficult the loss."