#relationships

"Wherefore Art Thou, William [10w] Every Shakespeare mouse 'tis tim'rous and every lover 'tis fuck'd."

"My love is expansive. Your love is expensive."

"I used to gorge on gorgeous women, but now I look for things that can’t be seen with the eyes, but are only detected by the heart. This is love."

"Love and Death [10w] A person who lives without love chooses death by default."

"Where's Ralph Waldo Emerson When you Need Him? A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds;as opposed to bigger hobgoblins with bigger dicks, doing all sorts of ghoulish shit behind the Venetian blinds."

"People don’t buy products—they buy people. It’s called slavery. I mean networking. It’s called networking."

"It's always seemed to me that flirtation is a man's device for avoiding responsibility. He can say whatever he wants and knows he won't be taken seriously."

"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."

"Trust is the glue of life. It's the most essential ingredient in effective communication. It's the foundational principle that holds all relationships."

"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."

"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."

"It's not your job to like me - it's mine"

"I had a dream about you last night.. You were in the amazon rain forest yipping like a dog."

"I haven't measured it, but I'll bet cat purrs vibrate at a healing frequency. Also, a whispered I love you almost certainly resonates with heart and DNA repair."

"When we were we, with you is the only place I wanted to be. When we were just two separate souls, I used to dream of a place where we'd come together as one.-Jarod Kintz and Karen Quan"

"Argument [10w] Argue for the sake of resolutionnot for arguments sake.."

"As a fiction writer, let me make it up, and let me make it up to you. I’ll pen our love story, if you’ll be my co-author."

"My love burns for you like I’m an arsonist and marshmallows-on-sticks salesman. $2.99 each, or 5 for $10."

"I have to go. I have a finite amount of life left and I don't want to spend it arguing with you."

"Where the Fuck is Waldo Even whens I finds Waldothat crackhead nigga won't cough up the five dollars he owes me."