#relationships

"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."

"He’s right-handed, so I told him to draw his self-portrait with his left hand, because it’d look so ugly it’d look realistic. Since he’s a DC politician, I figured a little reality was needed in his life."

"When you've been around as long as me, Lucy, you'll know that there are three types of sex... One - brand-new, kitchen-table sex. Two - bedroom sex. Then number three - hallway sex, when you pass each other in the hallway and say 'Fuck you.'"- Lockie"

"To love everyone unconditionally does not mean to give everyone your unconditional time. Sometimes, to love completely, we must never see someone again. This, too, is love. This is giving someone the freedom to exist and be happy, even if it must be without you."

"Once a Ponce a time she made me feel like a conquistador. Now her memory is just a breeze seen in swaying Spanish moss."

"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."

"In the realm of love and sex, it’s girls who are in the position of working hard to adapt themselves to the needs and fantasies of the mercurial males whose approval and attention they seek."

"Memories [10w] Spend half your life creating memories,the other half, remembering."

"Love's core purpose is to always inspire us to become more wholesomely ourselves because of love's experience."

"Well, it seems to me that the best relationships - the ones that last - are frequently the ones that are rooted in friendship. You know, one day you look at the person and you see something more than you did the night before. Like a switch has been flicked somewhere. And the person who was just a friend is... suddenly the only person you can ever imagine yourself with."

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"

"Animal Species Identity [10w] Funny how animals know their own species without a mirror."

"my only complaints are two:that I didn't make myself readyfor you sooner in life, thatI can't give you better,Love you more."

"Wearing a condom is like eating an icecream cone with a sock on your tongue."

"Taste [10w] + [10w] "If you have sophisticated taste, you like what I like.If you're a Neanderthal, you will love what I hate."

"I realized I’m in love. It's always been right in front of me."

"Sink or Swim [10w] Lovers master the breaststroke, the crawl and the muff dive."

"I had a dream about you. You took a cruise, and I took a canoe. I paddled alongside your ship out into the Atlantic Ocean and down to the Caribbean. I shouted “I love you” the whole way, but you couldn’t hear me, probably because that man you were with was talking the whole time."

"I had a dream about you last night.. you were trying to give coordinates to an apple"

"Relationships are so much like the United States - they only really thrive when faced with an external threat."