#sacred-teachings

"Kansas Haiku "Ya' know Superman'sfrom here and Jor-El could'vesent him to New York."

"The ‘New House, New Luck’ Fallacy [10w] Switching external environment doesn't cure depression;change must occur internally."

"Having Words with Words [10w] ”I’ve had a falling out with words,leaving me speechless."

"Self-Motivation [10w] "Today I'll do something more extraordinarythan I did yesterday."

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"1953 It seems the world has gone downhill since the year Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Everest."

"Penetration [10w] The difference between truism and an enlightened [10w] is penetration."

"Sometimes Magic is What Disappears [10w] + {Couplet} Love's tragic, not ecstatic;with finespun change, disappears the magic."

"Fame [10w] Fame has a funny way of rewriting your entire past."

"Food If food comes with a labelthat's warning enough you shouldn't eat it."

"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"Friendship vs. Love [10w] Friendship requires poise and patience;love demands pluck and perseverance."

"Lost vs. Lost We get lost twice in life.The first stems from uncertainty,when we try to find what our dreams truly are.The more profound feeling of being lost is existential, and comes unforeseen, after we finally fulfill our dreams.To survive the latter, we must create an entirely new set of dreams."

"California Milk Processor Board: Got Milk?... ...cuz I got a fucking hangover."

"Clairol 2: Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure... ...but he's gay and already Tweeted it to 300 people."

"Overheard at Ashtanga Yoga Class *"I don't know my he left me. I even had a rabbit's food hanging from my dreamcatcher.""Maybe you should've used a little more suction and a few less amulets."

"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."

"What is God? [17] [10w] God has a fondness for cosmology and carbon-based life forms."

"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."