#sacred-teachings

"First Things First [10w] God created the possibility of absurditybefore he created man."

"Love's Kiss of Death [10w] Love's kiss of death is taking each another for granted."

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

"Poets Job Description [10w] Poets console the soul with words and eyes with images."

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."

"Mint Julep {Couplet} I've had more than a hint of a tulip or two,after treating them to a mint julep, or two."

"Renewal Cream [10w] The features of the human face are enriched by poetry."

"Who Am I "I don't know who I am whenI'm not the person who loves you."

"That Jesus Kinda' Love [20w] What people do for the loveof their Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,I wouldn't do for my fucking mother."

"War [10w] Fight wars not to win, but so our enemies don't."

"Your Poem A poem is a waking dream.If your poem is shit,then it was a fucking nightmare."

"Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stumbled upon a truth."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."

"Seeing vs. Envision {Couplet} We see nothing more than we bring to it;heavenly orchards lie in an apple's pit!"

"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."

"New York City [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} In fast-paced New York Cityeven the bubbling brooks babble.The Hudson and East River run rabid,skirting the rabble"

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"Home Never give up a home for a house;you may never find a home again."