#sacred-teachings

"What is God? (60) [10w] God's always the correct answer once you rephrase the question."

"Wretched [10w] Intelligence without compassion is an invitation to a wretched life."

"Remorse among Thieves When a caught thief shows remorse he says to himself,"I knew I should pull off that heist differently."

"How to Treat Your Lover {Couplet} If you want to learn how your lover best to treat,Pretend each time is the last time you'll ever meet."

"Casualties of War The casualties of war are far, far morethan those lying dead on the battlefield floor."

"Dialogue Knowledge compromises its truthonce it ceases to be a dialogue."

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."

"Pain vs. Pleasure {Couplet} Pain and pleasure are nearly identical,the difference lies in their temporal perception.Pleasure feels fleeting, pain feels unending;both jolt us at the nerve's first inception."

"What One Vulture Said to the Other I have a bone to pick with you ~which end shall we start on?"

"Hate [10w] Love cannot hate eradicate ~only a more ruthless hate can."

"Spooning [10w] Love means tasting her spaghetti sauce on a wooden spoon."

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."

"Fat Bungee Jumpers When I watch a fat woman bungee jumpI swear I can feel the earth leaving its orbit."

"Tapestry [10w] Life's a tapestry of mystery and miracles quilted by God."

"Yams vs. Sweet Potatoes vs. Cassava vs. Popeye [10w] "I am that I am that I am a yam."

"Sink or Swim [10w] Lovers master the breaststroke, the crawl and the muff dive."

"Finish Off Your Enemies If you finish off your enemiesdo they wind up more charming and with better manners?"

"God Made God made our beingour parents our bodyphilosophy our mindchildren our compassionhostory our loyaltywork our self-esteembattles our heroismpoetry our soulsoulmates our lovewhich stitches it all togetherinto a life."

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."

"War [10w] Fight wars not to win, but so our enemies don't."