#sacred-teachings

"Ringtones Haiku 'Oy! Dai, da-ye-nu,Dai, da-ye-nu, Dai, da-ye-nu...'"Answer your fucking phone!"

"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."

"Rules of Etiquette [10w] Rules of etiquette are pretend manners for the lower classes."

"Prolific [10w] "Perhaps I'm prolific because I believe creativity can forestall death."

"Life is like a sandwich!Birth as one slice,and death as the other.What you put in-between the slices is up to you.Is your sandwich tasty or sour?Allan Rufus.org"

"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."

"Wine [10w] American wines tasting as good as French wines are presumptuous."

"Selfie [10w] For the millennial generationa selfie is a family portrait."

"Natural Born Killers [10w] After their first,every soldier becomes a natural born killer."

"Is Prayer Only for Man? I [10w] Does God pray for His creation's in Heaven and Earth?"

"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."

"Leap of Faith [10w] Seeing God withinis where the leap of faith lands."

"Past/Present/Future I have no problem living in the present,but because of my pastpeople want to kill me in the future."

"Revel in the Unraveling Being authentic is lifting the maskon who you think you should be seen as,and becoming at ease with your bare ass vulnerability.Revel in the unraveling,take courage in sharing your imperfections,and you'llincrease your loveexponentially."

"Notoriety vs. Anonymity [10w] 'Tis better to live with notoriety,than die of anonymity."

"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."

"Unfriend Politeley Means"

"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."

"Where the Fuck is Waldo Even whens I finds Waldothat crackhead nigga won't cough up the five dollars he owes me."

"The Great Blue of the Great Blue A Great Blue whale mourns her hunted mate.Her heart, once the size of an SUV,lonely rides the empty sea,her heart's now withered to subcompact class,her whys and wherefores, run out of gas."