"Hung [10w] Being caught with your pants down is a hanging offense."
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"God is Great [10w] God found me in a dumpster and made me holy."
"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."
"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."
"Proof Proof of God's existence is as silly as proof of love's."
"Government Intrusion [10w] + {Couplet} America's biggest illusion is the beliefthey're free from government intrusion."
"Break All the Rules of Poetry Place no limits on your poetry.Live a little.Break all the fucking rules!If it comes deep from the wellsprings of your imagination,the woolgathering of dreamers ~it is poetry ~no matter what anyone says."
"Nevada Haiku 'Happens in Vegasstays in Vegas', long as youpay hos to shut up."
"Tofino, Canada Haiku Free flowing clothes,Strumming guitar on the beach.Still my baggage follows me."
"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"
"please=""hand=""me=""the=""remote,=""dear."=""[10w]=""The most effective method of birth control is grannie panties."
"Death is Opening Night Everything's that happened yesterday is a rehearsal for everything that will happen..."
"Prayer [10w] Despite God's grace, prayer is not a wish granting well."
"New York Haiku "My monthly rent checkis more than you will make inyour fucking lifetime."
"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."
"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."
"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"
"Did He Do the Right Thing? I walked out of the room. I did not stay to watch my beloved draw her last breath because I didn't want all my magical memories of her tainted by the profanity of death."
"Retail Haiku [7w] LollapaloozaLiquidation Blowout Sale.Everything Must Go!"
"Bonjour [10w] You're more obscure than first we met,"uttered with regret."