#sacred-teachings

"New Year's Resolutions New Year's resolutions shouldn't be about doing new things;it should be about stopping to do the shitty things you're already doing."

"Seduction [10w] Seduction comes from our innate instincts for hunting and killing."

"again!"=""Perfect happiness is when your child giggles and yells,"Again!"

"The Human Race Pleasure is the sprint.Contentment is the 5 mile.Happiness is the marathon."

"Concatenate /kənˈkætəneɪt/to link together, as in a chain Do you concatenate cats by tying their tails together or do you just stuff the tail of one into the mouth of the other?Which method is better for yanking your chain?"

"Talented [10w] Being called talented brings with it more hatred than applause."

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."

"Accurs'd McDonalds, I Bite my Thumb at Thee! {Couplet} Let vex'd heavens rant and rage,This here McNigga slave ain't workin' for no McMinimum wage."

"Today's Affirmation [10w] "I'll unplug myself from myselfand plug into something higher."

"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"

"Gold Diggers are Always at Two Weddings A gold digger's eyes are searching for her next husband at her wedding."

"Seeing vs. Envision {Couplet} We see nothing more than we bring to it;heavenly orchards lie in an apple's pit!"

"Let's Celebrate! Photoshop Turns 25 This Week [10w] I bought a fake passport on Fiverr.Don't tell Mexico."

"Obscure Poetry Obscurity does not make a poem better or deeper.It simply makes it obscure."

"Comments Being the first to comment on a poem,is like breaking a bottle of champagneagainst the hull of a new ship."

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

"Did He Do the Right Thing? I walked out of the room. I did not stay to watch my beloved draw her last breath because I didn't want all my magical memories of her tainted by the profanity of death."

"The Road to Poetry Hell [10w] The road to poetry hell is likepaved with similes."

"Fat Bungee Jumpers When I watch a fat woman bungee jumpI swear I can feel the earth leaving its orbit."

"Hope for the Heartbroken A broken heartremains in piecesbut learns to love againwith every fragment."