#sacred-teachings

"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."

"Narcissist, Assholes and Immunization Narcissists and assholes are immunized by their egos and sense of entitlement against the criticisms, grievances and resentments of others."

"Poetry and Ostrich Feathers A poet should leave his poem covered with a faint film of fairy dust,inviting the reader to bring his faint heartand an ostrich feather duster to the reading."

"New Year's Revolving Door [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} 2015's revolution commences with the overthrow of New Year's resolution.Seek not absolutionfor our weak character's immune to evolution."

"Don't Quit ❣ Don't quit on love and it won't bail on you."

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"The Pompous Psychopomp Its your charge to provide me safe passage to the afterlife,to be a midwife to my dying.Any yet, you hover there, judging me,putting on airs, you supercilious whip-poor-will.You're an embarrassment to nightjars everywhere.Now do your fucking job and take me to hell ~which I guess has already begun,judging by your shitty escort service."

"Whose Asphalt Is It? [10w] The road to mediocrity is paved with asphalt and tarmac."

"Hug [10w] To embrace what you truly love,give it a hug."

"Shadows are only Neutral at Noon [10w] + {Couplet} Whose side shadows fall upon,tis' ordained by reigning sun."

"❞ [10w] "Let's cuddle like a quotation mark filling a blank page."

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"That Jesus Kinda' Love [20w] What people do for the loveof their Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,I wouldn't do for my fucking mother."

"The 'Ugly' Poet [10w] Poets develop cleverness with wordsto compensate for their unattractiveness."

"Scissor, Paper, Rock [10w] When time acts like a scissor,react like a rock."

"Jonesing [10w] Is it odd of me that I'm Jonsesing for strange?"

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"Ineffable Poetry A good poem goes beyond the physics of our world;it can't be quantified; it's an ineffable voice that speak directly to our soul,bypassing the laws of this world."

"Wretched [10w] Intelligence without compassion is an invitation to a wretched life."