#sacred-teachings

"Neanderthal Poetry A poem should come as quick as lightningand create the awe Neanderthals felt cringing in their caves when hearing a clap of thunder."

"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."

"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."

"Mind's Eye What vain man is not a hero in his mind's eye;What egoist not the protagonist upon which the world revolves?"

"Sometimes Magic is What Disappears [10w] + {Couplet} Love's tragic, not ecstatic;with finespun change, disappears the magic."

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"Let's get physical, physical [10w] All physical contact is meaningful,even if meaningful means sleazy."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"Socrates [10w] "I know less than you.That's how smart I am!"

"Memory Timeline of Divorce Divorce +1 year: "Just because we don't talk, it doesn't mean I can't stop thinking about you."Divorce +10 years: "The one good thing that came out of our marriage was our wonderful children."Divorce +20 year: "Who? Doesn't ring a bell."

"Casualties of War The casualties of war are far, far morethan those lying dead on the battlefield floor."

"Hermit Crab Should a hermit crab be required to have a real estate license?"

"Self-Sufficiency [10w] When God closes a door,buy a Sawzall from Home Depot."

"Money vs. Happiness [10w] Why do people with money say,'money can't buy happiness'?"

"The Rubik's Cube of Omár my Mán A Key of Coke underneath the Bough,A Jug of Jack, a Brick of Hash ~ Newsflash:'Now who the fuck needs Thou'."

"Nursing Homes [10w] Nursing homes are house haunted by the living and half-dead."

"The Poet's Mind In so many ways I walk ablaze in a maze,my eyes in a glaze, my mind in a daze,this poem's just a phrase in the latency phase,rephrase, rephrase, rephrase..."

"Divine Write [10w] To write is to divinely dabblein infinite alternate realities."

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."

"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."