#sacred-teachings

"BMW: The ultimate driving machine... ...just like our gas chambers were the ultimate killing machines."

"Listen to the Wisdom of Shakespeare 'To thine own self be true and fuck'em till they're back and blue."

"Loneliness [10w] Loneliness is GPS equipped new Mercedeswith nowhere to go.****************"

"Pacifism There's nothing like seeing action in war to turn a soldier into an instant pacifist or an instant killer."

"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."

"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."

"Privacy [10w] Why someone prefers his privacy is itself a private matter."

"Vices [10w] Cultivate vices;to be without them is not to be."

"Virtual Friends [10w] Internet camaraderie's bullshit because these 'friends' can't be relied upon."

"The Albanian Art of Subtle Seduction [10w] "You have an amazing mind now show me your tits."

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"Coins [10w] Statesmen whose faces are on coins are amenable to change."

"Carrots and Creativity [10w] Put a carrot in front of you for optimal creativity."

"Love vs. Control [10w] A lover you can control is not worthy of having."

"Excuse The bureaucrat's excuse, 'If I have to make an exception for you,I have to make an exception for everybody else',doesn't apply to me because I exceptional."

"The Hand that Feeds You Don't bite the hand that feeds you ~unless you're in a haunted houseand the fucking hand isn't attached to anything."

"Suicide It's ironic that suicide, an act of cowardice,requires you overcome the all powerful instinct of self-preservation ~and thereby it's transformed into an act of bravery.On the other hand, the survivors would argue, an act of stupidity ~which many acts of bravery ultimately are."

"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."

"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"

"Poets and their Thin Skins Every poet is thin-skinned when it comes to criticism ~without ithow could he ever possess the astute sensitivity about lifeto even write poetry?"