#sacred-teachings

"California Milk Processor Board: Got Milk?... ...cuz I got a fucking hangover."

"Las Vegas Magic! I was the greatest magician in the world.Things were going great. My agent booked me to play the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas for $100,000 per performance!When I got onstage everything suddenly disappeared.I'm not sure if it was allan illusion or a delusion,but I cashed the check anyway just to be safe."

"Endless Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Put off summer's endAnd adulthood's vexingburdens shall suspend."

"Hemidemisemiquaver [10w] The composer evened the score by ending in a hemidemisemiquaver."

"Spontaneous Gift Giving [10w] Learn to give gifts spontaneously accompanied by a love note."

"Poets Job Description [10w] Poets console the soul with words and eyes with images."

"Over-Douse [10w] Trying to mask death's smell,old ladies over-douse on perfume."

"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."

"Politicians [10w] All politicians serve two masters ~their ambition and their cocks."

"O God O God I love you.I worship you, I need you.Everything I am is because of you.Everything.O God I hate you."

"Seduction [10w] Italy will host the Olympics when seduction's declared a sport."

"I [10w] 'I' is a wellspring in the desertoverflowing with life."

"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."

"What Might Have Been {Couplet} Dwell not upon what might have been,Within such idle spin, you can never win."

"The Poet as Enchantress [10w] + {Couplet} The poet is an enchantress,with or without a dress."

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."

"How Much Space? {Couplet} Give a lover space enough to rejoice in their choice,but not enough room for their doubts to give voice."

"Who Isn't [10w] Psychotherapy's powerless once you assume you're smarter than the therapist."

"First Things First "Where are you?"is the voice of God."Who am I?"is the voice of your soul.You can't answer Goduntil you answer yourself.Before you come out of hiding,find your identity and your purpose."

"Ars Poetica: Dovetailing Collage [10w] Poems should be a dovetailing collage not a linear cohesion."