#sacred-teachings

"AMTRAK: See America at see level... even though we cost twice as much as a plane and get you there 3 days later."

"Poorly Hidden [10w] We're incapable of hiding arrogance, ambition or being in love."

"Small Packages [10w] Great things come in small packages from a geological perspective."

"Diana Sporting a Remington Sendero SF II {Couplet} Over one shoulder hung a rifle, over the other swung a brace of pheasants;She was a no-nonsense breed of sniper, a viper with no time for fangs of conscience."

"Women Kissing :-)*(-: Women kissing publicly it has all the sincerity of an Israeli soldier hugging a Palestinian secretly checking for an explosive vest.* ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(இಠ ᴈ muah εఠയ=/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿*自"

"Hermit Crab Should a hermit crab be required to have a real estate license?"

"Infinite Promise The carrot of infinite promise always dangles just inches beyond our noses.The trick is to surreptitiously switch that carrot for a zucchini."

"Straight Men vs. Curved Women [10w] 'Straight' men who approach 'curved' women must'mind the gap'."

"Sumerian Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."

"Now [10w] + {Couplet} Whether you Hurry up! or P r o c r a s t i n a t e,the NOW doesn't discriminate."

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"Iowa Haiku "We're not really dull,we are just misunderstood.Weed helps dull the pain."

"Keep Austin Weird Haiku Neck dragon tattoo, piercings, purple haired kindergarten teacher.Keep Austin weird."

"Broken Heart [10W] The broken heart becomes volcanic, forever rumbling anddispersing ash."

"A Suicide's Regret "I cut my vein in vain;blood slowly oozes out.I should've cut an arteryand watch it spurt and spout."

"Memories [10w] Spend half your life creating memories,the other half, remembering."

"God Created [10w] Lips were created to kiss and hands to make peace."

"Self-Motivation [10w] "Today I'll do something more extraordinarythan I did yesterday."

"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."