#sacred-teachings

"Thorny Love [10w] A thorn by any other name would hurt as much."

"Let's Face It [10w] If you've peed on enough fire hydrants, you're a dog."

"A Suicide's Regret "I cut my vein in vain;blood slowly oozes out.I should've cut an arteryand watch it spurt and spout."

"Owlish [10w] If owls are wise,why are they flat faced fucks?"

"Elegance in Simplicity [10w] The more complex the problem,the simpler the correct answer."

"The Downside of Stuff {Couplet) I got what I want;I have what I need.But they want what I have,and they'll make me bleed."

"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."

"Oxford, England Haiku City shrouded in fogand within the blinding mist we found each other."

"Love [10w] Love is a time machineset to your perfect present"

"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."

"Integrity [10w] There’s no indignity men of integrity aren’t willing to endure."

"The Bonds That Tie Weak bonding is sharing a common interest;strong bonding is sharing a common enemy."

"Dysfunctional vs. You're One Fucked Up Bitch [10w] "Causing pain's the only way you know how to love."

"Fabulous Creatures and Trust Issues [10w] Never trust a sheep in wolf’s clothing despite the unicorn."

"Friendship vs. Love [10w] Friendship requires poise and patience;love demands pluck and perseverance."

"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."

"Out to Lunch [10w] Behind closed doors, there's nothing we rightfully can call crazy."

"Suicide Note [10w] "Don't ask why I committed suicide.Question why everybody doesn’t."

"Wherefore Art Thou, William [10w] Every Shakespeare mouse 'tis tim'rous and every lover 'tis fuck'd."

"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."