#sacred-teachings

"California [10w] No two snowflakes are alike,unless they're California yoga practitioners."

"Eckhart Tolle for Sociopaths The foundation for all abundance is having more cool shit than your neighbor."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."

"The ‘New House, New Luck’ Fallacy [10w] Switching external environment doesn't cure depression;change must occur internally."

"Murder [10w] Two coats of paint doen't get rid of a ghost."

"Out to Lunch [10w] Behind closed doors, there's nothing we rightfully can call crazy."

"Snob [10w[ I'm throwing a party so exclusive I'm not even invited."

"Let's get physical, physical [10w] All physical contact is meaningful,even if meaningful means sleazy."

"Spreading Yourself Too Thin We tend to bite off more than we can chewbecause we've got big mouths."

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"Free Will [20w] A bunch of amino acids bumping up together is not the scientific explanation of free will, it's grilling a hamburger."

"When Old Age Begins Old age seizes center stagewhen more people we love are amidst the deadthan amongst the living."

"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"Discrete vs. Discreet Moonlight falls upon my feet,beyond the sun's overwrought conceit.I'm painted pristine white, without the heat;reflection's cool reflection~ how discreet!"

"Hug [10w] To embrace what you truly love,give it a hug."

"Enigmatic Real Estate I choose to live on the edge of mysterywith its inscrutable view of complexityhedged by perplexity.Also, there's a Walmart nearby."

"Suicide It's ironic that suicide, an act of cowardice,requires you overcome the all powerful instinct of self-preservation ~and thereby it's transformed into an act of bravery.On the other hand, the survivors would argue, an act of stupidity ~which many acts of bravery ultimately are."

"Talking to Myself I used to talk to myself until myself criticized myself.Now I'm giving myself the silent treatment."

"Coins [10w] Statesmen whose faces are on coins are amenable to change."