#sacred-teachings

"Perspective [10w] In every needle there's a haystack,if you step back."

"2 Rules on Becoming a Good Poet [10w] Rule#1: Never write shitty poetry.Rule#2: Never forget Rule #1."

"Overheard at Ashtanga Yoga Class *"I don't know my he left me. I even had a rabbit's food hanging from my dreamcatcher.""Maybe you should've used a little more suction and a few less amulets."

"Regret [10w] Regret's more about lost opportunities than about paths we've chosen."

"First Things First "Where are you?"is the voice of God."Who am I?"is the voice of your soul.You can't answer Goduntil you answer yourself.Before you come out of hiding,find your identity and your purpose."

"Getting Even Bring a gun to a knife-fight,Bring a nuke to a war.Even if you don't win,You'll even the score.““”̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(•̪ⓧ)=ε/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿"

"Winning vs. Losing [10w] Too often the cost of winning is losing your soul."

"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."

"Keep Austin Weird Haiku Neck dragon tattoo, piercings, purple haired kindergarten teacher.Keep Austin weird."

"Be Careful What You Wish For More often than not,a dream come true is a nightmare-in-the-making."

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"

"Let's Face It [10w] If you've peed on enough fire hydrants, you're a dog."

"La Récolteuse de la Mort Je suis la Récolteuse de la Mort et ~vous êtes ce que je viens pour les!"

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {3} To create its meaning every day we live and love."

"Creation "I shake my fist and there's bang.Stars sift like sand through my fingers;each swirl of my wrist a galaxy,every kiss imbued with a bit of me."

"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."

"Lies vs. Truth [10w] I can only speak truth if I lie to myself."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"Home Never give up a home for a house;you may never find a home again."

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"