#sacred-wisdom

"Love [10w] Love is a time machineset to your perfect present"

"Lost vs. Lost We get lost twice in life.The first stems from uncertainty,when we try to find what our dreams truly are.The more profound feeling of being lost is existential, and comes unforeseen, after we finally fulfill our dreams.To survive the latter, we must create an entirely new set of dreams."

"What is God? (60) [10w] God's always the correct answer once you rephrase the question."

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"Wretched [10w] Intelligence without compassion is an invitation to a wretched life."

"Sink or Swim [10w] Lovers master the breaststroke, the crawl and the muff dive."

"Endless Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Put off summer's endAnd adulthood's vexingburdens shall suspend."

"Somalia Haiku For a Somalian, heaven's drawing water from a well in an earthen pot."

"Old People [10w] At the mere mention of death they gasp for breath."

"Closets Opening and Closing [10w] + [10w] You can take sweet gay men out of the closet;you can't take the closet out of the master-bedroom suite."

"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"

"Pretending to be Deep ;) [10w] Only from the mountain's valley can you see the peak."

"Using the Backdoor If we compare writing computer code to sex,then hacking would be anal sex."

"The Refugee I packed my car with cash and valuablesand headed for the border.At the first checkpoint they took my cash.At the second they took my valuables.At the border they took my car and my shoes.I walked barefoot the last 100 feet to freedom,and was greeted with open arms by a person I didn't recognize.In time I discovered that strangerwas the me they could not take from me."

"War [10w] Fight wars not to win, but so our enemies don't."

"Mended [10w] {Couplet} If the recently mended heart,breaks again, it shall not start."

"Women Kissing :-)*(-: Women kissing publicly it has all the sincerity of an Israeli soldier hugging a Palestinian secretly checking for an explosive vest.* ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(இಠ ᴈ muah εఠയ=/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿*自"

"Tangled [10w] Love becomes a tangle of roots submerged in common soil."

"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."