#sacred-wisdom

"Keep Austin Weird Haiku Neck dragon tattoo, piercings, purple haired kindergarten teacher.Keep Austin weird."

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."

"Original Thoughts [10w] Original thoughts are not diminished by days, distance or disregard."

"Talking to Myself I used to talk to myself until myself criticized myself.Now I'm giving myself the silent treatment."

"Louisiana Dynamite Fishin' {10w] "Uncle Jimbo sez, if dey don't float it ain't fishin'."

"The Human Race Pleasure is the sprint.Contentment is the 5 mile.Happiness is the marathon."

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."

"Great Poets [10w] Great poets can milk blood and tears from a stone."

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"

"Using the Backdoor If we compare writing computer code to sex,then hacking would be anal sex."

"What Makes a Terrorist Tic {Couplet} "If you want to glimpse how dark I really am,Place me beside the brilliant words of our Holy Qur'an."

"Still Hangin' in the Child Hood [20w] You can spend an entire lifetime trying to be a child again,or never lose your childhood to begin with."

"Money Can't Buy Everything [10w] Money can't buy everything ~ but love is certainly no exception."

"Pretending to be Deep ;) [10w] Only from the mountain's valley can you see the peak."

"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."

"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"

"Money vs. Happiness [10w] Why do people with money say,'money can't buy happiness'?"

"The Great Blue of the Great Blue A Great Blue whale mourns her hunted mate.Her heart, once the size of an SUV,lonely rides the empty sea,her heart's now withered to subcompact class,her whys and wherefores, run out of gas."

"Ruminating Poetry A poem should be eaten in one sittingbut regurgitated often like a ruminant's food."

"Unless you're a lesbian... [10w] Feminism is not a sustainable position without giving up love."